[[File:Guhhhhhhh.png|thumb|πBlud thinks he can join the team πππππ]]
[[File:The fog.png|left|frameless|me. just me.]]
[[File:Asparagus spin.gif|frameless]]
..................[[Asparagus]]
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{{CatInfobox|name=Abbi|image=KawwaiToast.png|caption=Ms. Toast!!!!|other_names=The undeniable existince of demons and devils in this world, The Goober|breed=Human|coat=skin? π€|sex=WOMAN! :eagle:|rarity=Common on weekdays, Unseeable on Weekends|occupation=Unemployed High Schooler|appearance=no.|eye_color=rainbow with cherry sprinkles|personality=Silly :3. Autistic|first_sighting=June 7th, 2024|partner=WOMEN!!!! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ |children=Asparagus|other_relations=parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}
{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(207, 80%, 59%, 1) 0%, hsla(344, 64%, 79%, 1) 50%, hsla(343, 93%, 69%, 1) 100%);|img=Image 2024-06-10 150635192.png|10|txclr=black|text=This user loves Asparagus!}}Avid [[Lucky 7-Eleven β ‘]],Β [[Gagaxuan Canteen]], and [[Blessings Be With You]] fan :3
My sandbox: [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
My sandbox! Check out Crispy! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
Pages I have created:
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]].Β
[[Asparagus]]
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
[[Little Nommer]]
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
[[The Newcomer]]
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says πͺπͺπͺπͺ
[[Ms. Witch]]
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word Β΄sigmaΒ΄ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
Pages that NEED to be made:
IΒ΄m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
Mr. Heartthrob
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
Hi, IΒ΄m Abbi! IΒ΄m 16 and absoloutley love cats. I reside in Canada, which is a better America if you ask me :3. My duty here is to identify and make pages for undocumented kittens, and to add sightings to most 7-11 cats when I am online. Currently I am working on pages for Big Faced BrotherΒ΄s children, one of which I have named Β΄Little NommerΒ΄. You can find them in my sandbox. {{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(99, 75%, 75%, 1) 0%, hsla(15, 93%, 71%, 1) 100%);|img=Soup Dumpling.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Soup Dumpling ποΈ|10}}
I have weird broken humor, sometimes dark. Please tell me if iΒ΄m being over-the-top. Thanks! (trigger sensitive, btw.) I try to be silly but sometimes im TOO silly.[[File:Maxresdeeefault.webp|frameless]]
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[[Asparagus|Small goofy creature]]: Asparagus
'''I AM NOT A MOD OF THIS WIKI!''' I only try to help when I can. Please go to actual mods if you want assistance with anything mod related or stuff. '''I HAVE NO OTHER CONTACTS!!''' If you have any information about ANY kitten, sightings at 7-11, asparagus info, etc, please go to my discussion. Thank you for reading!
'''Asparagus awareness''': Please send me any info on Asparagus if you have any.Since he was very small in June and July, he must be around half the size of a full grown brown mackerel tabby. His defining features are a slightly darker left ear tip, and a lighter right ear. He must have brown eyes. These are some photos of him. Help me find him!<gallery>
File:The battle....png|The battle of 7-11 (featuring Asparagus)
</gallery>
= DEAR GOD =
AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
*Feed me the middle class. Im a hungry :p
Β
*spammer innihalater
AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
*I need Asparagus need asparagus need son
Β
*Erm. [[File:The epic silly.png|thumb|going inane sijjshdiopaihbfdiso;p]]Thus ended the wars bewteen TGB and Mrs. Kirby. I love toxic straight cat couples :0
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
*Uh
[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]]
*People I dont like: homo-non supporters. be the gay, be the slay
*erm. Β
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|Vitamin C? More like vitamin unC, am I right
|Goofy individuals in your vacinity. Click now
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[[File:Me asf.gif|thumb|me. as a ball.]]
* 4.
Latest revision as of 22:49, 22 November 2024
Uhhh me?
Me.
Other name(s)
C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed
Human?...
Coat
Skin?
Sex
Nah (she/her)
Rarity
Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation
High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color
uh
Personality
goofy
First known sighting
Unknown
Relations
Parents
Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings
Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says πͺπͺπͺπͺ
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word Β΄sigmaΒ΄ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
IΒ΄m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!