User:Cat Enthusiast
 The creature | |
| Other name(s) | C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0 |
|---|---|
| Breed | Human?... |
| Coat | Skin? |
| Sex | Nah (she/her) |
| Rarity | Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends |
| Occupation | High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road |
| Appearance | Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that. |
| Eye Color | uh |
| Personality | goofy |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Gen X youtube short addicts |
| Siblings | Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother |
| Partner | bingle borb |
| Children | Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus |
| Other | Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast |
My sandbox! Check out Mr. Cheeks! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox
#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly.
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Skibidi
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
Uhhhhhhh
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)
Small goofy creature: Asparagus
Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch
Karen: Ms. Halloween
Package of C-4: The Newcomer
Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk
The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks
Pages that I want to create/ want to help people with
Lance
Small Faced Sister
Sans (HE HAS A PAGE NOW, POGGERS!)
Grilled Cheese
Pepper Soup
Top Wobbles
Uhhhhhh I dont like bugs or spiders.
Im adopted (real)
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Mr Cheeks Mr Cheeks The Great Amalgamation of all cat cheeks made into one....the great Uncle Cheecks
