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[[File:Asparagus spin.gif|frameless]]
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..................[[Asparagus]]
I am currently VERY sick!11! So yeah, whooping cough got to me. I won´t be making edits as often as usual, and will be working more on my work at school for a while. While looking after cats is the best thing ever, I need to focus on my future. (im also gonna drive a car fr fr). So, yeah, i wont be online as much. {{CatInfobox|name=Abbi|image=KawwaiToast.png|caption=Ms. Toast!!!!|other_names=Cat Enthusiast, Asparagus´s Mom|breed=Human|coat=skin? 🤓|sex=my pronouns are she/her|rarity=Mythical on Weekends, Very Rare on weekdays.|occupation=High Schooler, looking for Asparagus and Brother Calm.|appearance=ugly woman jumpscare|eye_color=rainbow|personality=Silly :3. Autistic|first_sighting=June 7th, 2024|partner=WOMEN!!!! 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅|children=Asparagus|other_relations=parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast}}[[File:SassyMsDress.gif|frameless]][[File:Screenshot 2024-10-16 11.35.37 AM.png|thumb|Ms. Puke going .>.]]
[[File:-.png|thumb|Goobert, Mr. Anxiety, Mr. Rev, Mr. Snoob comparison I did at like 2.am]]
This is my child. Say hi to him. {{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(207, 80%, 59%, 1) 0%, hsla(344, 64%, 79%, 1) 50%, hsla(343, 93%, 69%, 1) 100%);|img=Image 2024-06-10 150635192.png|10|txclr=pink|text=This user loves Asparagus!}}Avid [[Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ]] and [[Gagaxuan Canteen]] fan :3[[File:Screenshot 2024-10-10 9.28.00 AM.png|right|frameless|{{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(189, 92%, 69%, 1) 0%, hsla(335, 89%, 66%, 1) 50%, hsla(240, 63%, 57%, 1) 100%);|img=Goobert Being Silly.jpg|txclr=black|text=This user loves Goobert|10}}]]
My sandbox: [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
Pages I have created:
My sandbox! Check out Crispy! [[User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox]]
[[Asparagus]]
<nowiki>#</nowiki>1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid [[Mrs. Eeper]] fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch ''A LOT'' of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are [[Ten Thousand Kitties House]], [[Cats Who Love to Eat]], [[Orange Cat Kindergarten]], and [[Big Man's Cat Houses]].
[[Little Nommer]]
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
[[The Newcomer]]
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
[[File:A.png|thumb|Mr. Egg vs Mr. Sleep comparison I did at like 2.am]]
Pages that NEED to be made:
Mr. Heartthrob
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Mr. Boulder
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
Small Faced Sister
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. '''I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!!''' If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
== About me, and some extra things! ==
[[File:Aaaa.png|thumb|Ms. Puke vs Mr. Lung comparison (i was barely awake)]]
Hi, I´m Abbi! I´m 16 and absoloutley love cats. I reside in Canada, which is a better America if you ask me :3. My duty here is to identify and make pages for undocumented kittens, and to add sightings to most 7-11 cats when I am online. Currently I am working on pages for Big Faced Brother´s children, one of which I have named ´Little Nommer´. You can find them in my sandbox. {{Userbox|brdrthic=2|brdrclr=white|bgclr=linear-gradient(90deg, hsla(99, 75%, 75%, 1) 0%, hsla(15, 93%, 71%, 1) 100%);|img=Soup Dumpling.png|txclr=black|text=This user loves Soup Dumpling 🕊️|10}}I have weird broken humor, sometimes dark. Please tell me if i´m being over-the-top. Thanks! (trigger sensitive, btw.) I try to be silly but sometimes im TOO silly.
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I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
'''I AM NOT A MOD OF THIS WIKI!''' I only try to help when I can. Please go to actual mods if you want assistance with anything mod related or stuff. '''I HAVE NO OTHER CONTACTS!!''' If you have any information about ANY kitten, sightings at 7-11, asparagus info, etc, please go to my discussion. Thank you for reading!
'''Asparagus awareness''': Please send me any info on Asparagus if you have any.Since he was very small in June and July, he must be around half the size of a full grown brown mackerel tabby. His defining features are a slightly darker left ear tip, and a lighter right ear. He must have brown eyes. These are some photos of him. Help me find him!<gallery>
File:The battle....png|The battle of 7-11 (featuring Asparagus)
</gallery>
* 4.
[[Ms. Husk|Cutie Patootie]]: Ms. Husk
[[Mr. Cheeks|The GOAT]]: Mr. Cheeks
=== The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom ===
Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)
AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY
AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)
[[File:The flight of 87.gif|none|thumb|The flight of 87]]
Latest revision as of 22:49, 22 November 2024
Uhhh me?
Me.
Other name(s)
C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed
Human?...
Coat
Skin?
Sex
Nah (she/her)
Rarity
Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation
High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color
uh
Personality
goofy
First known sighting
Unknown
Relations
Parents
Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings
Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!