User:Cat Enthusiast

Uhhh me?

Me.
Other name(s)	C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed	Human?...
Coat	Skin?
Sex	Nah (she/her)
Rarity	Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation	High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance	Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color	uh
Personality	goofy
First known sighting	Unknown
Relations
Parents	Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings	Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner	bingle borb
Children	Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other	Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast

The creature

My sandbox! Check out Crispy! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox

Times AWIK has gotten banned: 3

#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.

Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....

Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.

Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪

Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:

I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.

I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!

Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)

Small goofy creature: Asparagus

Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch

Karen: Ms. Halloween

Package of C-4: The Newcomer

Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk

The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks

The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom

Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)

AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY

AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)

The flight of 87

ENTITIES OF 7-11. (Totally not based on another persons page...shout-out to Hernan)

Asparagus in his airplane form (very dangerous)

Asparagus, aka Scp-096

Class: Keter

Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.

Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.

Asparagus uses his powers to scare away Mr. Inspector