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Hi! Let me tell you about the lesser known cats at Bob's feeder

First is Sans; he is a scruffy little gray and white guy. Like Bob, he has big bug eyes; he uses them to stare very hard at things. Like Sir Knight, he enjoys harassing the dispenser in hopes that food will come out for him. He is a New Yorker in spirit. I love him very much and would die for him.

Looking at the feeder
Showing off his soul patch
Looking at you
He's looking very hard

Next is this unnamed Tabby (?) that's been showing up about daily for a while now. This cat is very majestic. He has a beautiful pattern, bold stripes on his legs and sides and yellow eyes. He poses very nicely for the camera. However, he is also an asshole. He will shove his way into the feeder to eat at the expense of other cats. Some, like Dame Knight, will stand up for herself and smack him when he's invading her space. Others, like Rob, are more submissive and watch in dismay as this man eats all of the food that was dispensed for Rob.

Look at its beautiful coat. It looks like it would be a cool fabric pattern.
Its eyes shine in the sun while Rob sits off to the side.
It likes to sit close to the black tarp in the feeder.
You can always count on Dame Knight to put a cat in its place.

In addition, there is an unnamed tux that shows up to the feeder. He's not rare but he doesn't show up as often as most of the other cats. Like Mr. Close, he enjoys eating 0.1mm away from the camera, so it's hard to get a good picture of him. He typically shows up, gets to eating while shoving his face in the camera, then leaves as soon as he's done.

This was the best picture I had of him for over two months.
Today I finally got this slightly better picture, where you can at least see a little bit more of the pattern on his face.
Here's a nice picture of him sitting outside. About a minute after this, he enters the feeder to do what he does best.

To end things off, here is a picture of my all-time favorite cat:

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-Hi! Feel free to edit the captions to my images, I'm not that creative
+Hi! Let me tell you about the lesser known cats at Bob's feeder
+First is Sans; he is a scruffy little gray and white guy. Like Bob, he has big bug eyes; he uses them to stare very hard at things. Like Sir Knight, he enjoys harassing the dispenser in hopes that food will come out for him. He is a New Yorker in spirit. I love him very much and would die for him.<gallery mode="packed">
-Dame Knight is my daughter
-[[File:Sir Knight My Son.png|alt=Sir Knight staring sadly but adorably into the empty food bowl|thumb|Dame Knight]]
-I would die for Sans (he's a New Yorker in spirit)<gallery>
 File:Unnamed cutie patootie 2.png|Looking at the feeder
 File:Unnamed cutie patootie 3.png|Showing off his soul patch
 File:Unnamed cutie patootie 4.png|Looking at you
 File:Unnamed cutie patootie 5.png|He's looking very hard
-</gallery>
+</gallery>Next is this unnamed Tabby (?) that's been showing up about daily for a while now. This cat is very majestic. He has a beautiful pattern, bold stripes on his legs and sides and yellow eyes. He poses very nicely for the camera. However, he is also an asshole. He will shove his way into the feeder to eat at the expense of other cats. Some, like Dame Knight, will stand up for herself and smack him when he's invading her space. Others, like Rob, are more submissive and watch in dismay as this man eats all of the food that was dispensed for Rob.<gallery mode="packed">
+File:Another unnamed cat from Bob's feeder.png|Look at its beautiful coat. It looks like it would be a cool fabric pattern.
+File:Tabby and Rob.png|Its eyes shine in the sun while Rob sits off to the side.
+File:Unnamed majestic cat.png|It likes to sit close to the black tarp in the feeder.
+File:Sir Knight getting mad at the cat that pushed its way into the feeder while he was eating.gif|You can always count on Dame Knight to put a cat in its place.
+</gallery>In addition, there is an unnamed tux that shows up to the feeder. He's not rare but he doesn't show up as often as most of the other cats. Like Mr. Close, he enjoys eating 0.1mm away from the camera, so it's hard to get a good picture of him. He typically shows up, gets to eating while shoving his face in the camera, then leaves as soon as he's done.<gallery mode="packed">
+File:Currently Unnamed Tux at A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other.png|This was the best picture I had of him for over two months.
+File:This is the farthest from the camera I've ever seen the tux at Bob's feeder.png|Today I finally got this slightly better picture, where you can at least see a little bit more of the pattern on his face.
+File:Unnamed tux at Bob's feeder sitting outside.png|Here's a nice picture of him sitting outside. About a minute after this, he enters the feeder to do what he does best.
+</gallery>To end things off, here is a picture of my all-time favorite cat:
+[[File:Sir Knight My Son.png|center|thumb|I would do anything for her, my daughter, Dame Knight]]