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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange Tabby Cat|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waste|appearance=Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at|personality=Sassy and pissy|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=Ms. Angel|other_relations=In the Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too}}

'''Mr. Piss''' was an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.

He was a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He was sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss was also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.

He was mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what was unique about him was that he was completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also, his right ear has a scar that has been mistaken for a TNR ear-tip.

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them

[[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]

* '''February 8th, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.

* '''March 1st, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time

 

* '''March 6th, 2024''': At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder

* '''March 7th, 2024:''' At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.

* '''March 9th, 2024:''' At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.

* '''March 13th, 2024:''' At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with [[Mr. Wishbone]]. He ate for several minutes while [[Mr. Wishbone]] patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).

* '''March 14th, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.

== Catspiracy Theory ==

It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.  

It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along. 

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