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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024  
{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024  
9:30 PM (EST)|other_relations=Hates [[Mrs. Kirby]]}}
9:30 PM (EST)|other_relations=Hate [[Mrs. Kirby]]}}
 
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]


'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll.''   
'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll.''   


His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.[[File:Brawlhuge.png|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast|left]]
His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.


The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched '''over 3000+''' '''times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Ms. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Ms. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched '''over 3000+''' '''times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Ms. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Ms. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.


The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture above. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]]
 
== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address  other competitors around him. However, although  being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is incredible that even the most powerful military commanders are finding it impossible.  
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address  other competitors around him. However, although  being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is incredible that even the most powerful military commanders are finding it impossible.  


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with|left]][[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.]]
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.  
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.  


In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast, sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).
In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast, sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder).
 
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]]
== Notable sightings ==
== Notable sightings ==
[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]
[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]


=== February ===
* '''February 5th, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 5th, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].
* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].
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* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
* '''February 27th, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him.
* '''February 27th, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him.
=== March ===
* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].
* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].
* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
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* '''March 7th, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
* '''March 7th, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].
* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].  


* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.
* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.  
* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
* '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.
* '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.
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* '''March 29th, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (local feeder time), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.
* '''March 29th, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (local feeder time), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.
* '''March 31st, 2024:''' At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.
* '''March 31st, 2024:''' At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.
* '''April 1st, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (local feeder time), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat
* '''April 1st, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (local feeder time), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat<br />
 
=== April ===
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