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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024

5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy)

Rivalry with [[Mr. Beetle]]}}

'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll'', before dropping to '''2nd place''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.''

His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024.

The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over '''18,750 times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Mrs. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Mrs. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.

The small cat that [[Mr. Piss]] threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.

[[File:Brawlhuge.png|none|thumb|[[Mr. Piss]] (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast]]

The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address  other competitors around him. However, although  being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. His ability to search, identify, and destroy kibble is so incredible that even the most powerful military commanders  find it impossible.  

The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has two smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds ''(eye discharge)''. He also has a shorter tail. His gluttony, demeanor, roundness, and face make him instantly recognizable.  

=== February 2024 ===

* '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.

* '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].

* '''February 07, 2024:''' At around 10:00 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]].

 

* '''February 10, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.

* '''February 13, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (LFT) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]].

 

 

* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.

* '''April 01, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat.

* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.

* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 09:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.

* '''April 14, 2024:''' At around 08:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on [[Mr. Chicken]] feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.

* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.

* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes

* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being.

* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.

* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.

[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]]

* '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT).

* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon.

File:Tgb.vs.kirby.jpg|The Gluttonous Beast vs [[Mrs. Kirby|Kirby]].

File:Thebeast2.gif|The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)

File:TGB.png|I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.

File:Poorbeast.png|The beast being tackled by a heartless [[Mr. Crunch]]. The International Criminal Court is looking for this criminal.

File:IMG 2994.jpeg|TGB hisses at Ms. Kirby before fleeing the feeder.