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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=February 5th, 2024  

9:30 PM (EST)|other_relations=Hates [[Mrs. Kirby]]}}

'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll'', before dropping to '''2nd place''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.''

His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.

The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched '''over 3000+''' '''times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Mrs. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Mrs. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.

== Notable sightings ==

[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]

* '''February 5th, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.

* '''February 6th, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (Local Feeder Time). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].

* '''February 7th, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]].

* '''February 8th, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), he ate for around 13 minutes.

[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.|left]]

* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (Local Feeder Time), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB  ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.

* '''February 10th, 2024:''' He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.

* '''February 11th, 2024:''' On the morning, he was assaulted by [[Mr. Crunch|Mr. Crunch.]]

* '''February 13th, 2024:''' He came back at 11:01 AM (Local Feeder Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on [[Mr. Fresh's Feeder]].

* '''February 14th, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (Local Feeder Time), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.

* '''February 17th, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.

* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 10:54 AM (Local Feeder Time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by [[Mr. Anxiety]]. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.

* '''February 27th, 2024:''' At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure [[Mr. Crunch]] wasn't around to stop him.

* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].

* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.

* '''March 5th, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.

* '''March 7th, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.

* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].  

* '''March 11th, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (Local Feeder Time), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.

* '''March 15th, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.

* '''March 18th, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.

* '''March 20th, 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around, then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by [[Mrs. Kirby]] and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.

* '''March 24th, 2024:''' Took over the feeder from [[Ms. Camo]] at about 1:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.

* '''March 25th, 2024:''' Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…

* '''March 29th, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (local feeder time), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.

* '''March 31st, 2024:''' At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.

* '''April 1st, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (local feeder time), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat

* '''April 2nd, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (local feeder time), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.

* '''April 3rd, 2024:''' At 9:15 PM (local feeder time), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.

* '''April 4th, 2024:''' At approximately 9:14 PM (local feeder time), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 9:19 PM.

* '''April 12th, 2024:''' At around 11:30 AM (CST) The Gluttonous beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.

* '''April 14th, 2024:''' At around 8:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on Mr. Chicken feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.

* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for Ms. Warn to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.

* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes

* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 8:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being

* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LTF) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning maneuver the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.

* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scarred TGB away. Poor little guy.

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