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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beeffront.png|caption=Mr. Beef seen from the front.|other_names=Sir Beef, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange and white|sex=Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Conqueror of Mount Kibble, Domestic Terrorist, War Criminal, War Veteran and Valued Conqueror|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.|personality=Rude, Mean, Heroic?|first_sighting=January 30, 2024, 05:18 PM (LFT)|partner=[[Ms. Chess]]|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]], [[Ms. Texas]] and an unnamed orange cat}}

* '''February 01, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was attacked by [[Ms. Kibble]] after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station.

* '''February 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted having a boxing match with [[Ms. Texas]] after a small disagreement over the food station. Due to the lack of growling and seemingly light punches, this is not believed to be a serious fight and instead more of a playful competition. A clip of the incident can be found below in the images column.

* '''February 10, 2024:''' [[Ms. Texas]] entered the feeder while Mr. Beef was clearing [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]], causing Mr. Beef to throw multiple punches onto her, making a small fight. After the fight, Mr. Beef cleared Mt. Kibble and left the feeder. Later that day, Mr. Beef did an act that would be engrained in Hello Street Cat history forever. After a small fight with [[Ms. Texas]], he went to eating, however, while he was eating, parts of [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]] started falling. He had cleared it. More information on [[The Beef Conquest|The Beef Conquest.]]

* '''February 11, 2024:''' Around this day, Mr. Beef most likely appeared 3 times. On a second time, after a few minutes, his partner [[Ms. Chess]] joined him.

* '''February 14, 2024:''' He seen was eating a truckload of food but ended up bonking his head, running away for dear life.

* '''February 15, 2024:''' Mr. Beef patiently waited for [[Ms. Honk]] to finish eating before immediately feasting for himself. Later Mr. Beef approached [[Ms. Burnt]] while she was feasting, giving her a light smack to signal her to leave the premises.

* '''February 16, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was observed eating with an unknown orange cat and purring together. He proceeded to slap the orange cat once as he left. It is unknown if that was a love tap or a show of dominance. At night on that same day, he ate with another orange cat. An onlooker looked at them and their orange alliance in jealousy. The massive orange beast he was eating with proceeded to toss his food can to the floor in a show of unabashed gluttony, leaving the scraps for Mr. Beef to consume.

* '''February 17, 2024:''' It was revealed that Mr. Beef is a [[Mr. Fresh]] fan. He reached into the feeding cage and gently touched the huge male's tail before creeping around for another few minutes, then finally leaving. During the same day, at 06:33 PM (LFT), he went into the cage and ate along with [[Mr. Normal]]. That is, until his gluttony gets to him and almost attacks Mr. Normal.

* '''February 18, 2024:''' At 09:25 AM (LFT), he entered a standoff with [[Ms. Loop]], where Ms. Loop continued to eat after intimidating Mr. Beef. Their altercation ended when Mr. One arrived and scared both of them away from the feeder.

* '''February 27, 2024:''' Around 01:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted alongside [[Mr. Anxiety]] and [[Ms. Pretty]], who watched them both eat [[Mount Kibble]].

* '''February 29, 2024:''' Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with [[Mr. Normal]], where he put his paw on the kibble.

* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Ms. Burnt]] off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. [[Ms. Chess]] arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done.

* '''March 06, 2024''': Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter [[Ms. Angel]] from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place.

* '''March 07, 2024''': Mr. Beef appeared at around 08:06 AM (LFT) alongside [[Ms. Chess]], briefly peacefully eating alongside her while [[Mr. Beetle]] sat by.

* '''March 08, 2024:''' Mr. Beef appeared around 11:24 PM (LFT) and proceeded to devour all food around Mt. Kibble eating peacefully and checking his huge butt out every few seconds then leaving at 11:25 PM (LFT)

* '''March 09, 2024''':  

** Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef attacked [[Mrs. Kirby]], but she retaliated and chased him off. He went inside after Mrs. Kirby left and ate for 3 minutes. He returned again at 07:27 AM (LFT) and ate alongside [[Ms. Chess]] for about a minute.

** Mr. Beef, along with [[Mr. Anxiety]] enjoyed a nice meal together at around 08:14 AM (LFT), they ate together for about five minutes before Mr. Beef departed, leaving [[Mr. Anxiety]] to eat by himself.

** Mr Beef chased off [[Ms. Camo]] from the feeder.

* '''March 11, 2024''': Around 12:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared with [[Mr. Sleepy]], [[Mr. Puke]], [[Mr. Doom]] and [[Ms. Chess]]. At around 08:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared briefly, trying to swat away [[Mr. Bean]] from the feeder but failing as he retreated with his tail tucked between his legs. at 20:06 PM (LFT), after [[Ms. Loop]] leaves, Mr. Beef appeared and take the feeder with [[Mr. Sniffles]], at 20:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef leave with superspeed.

* '''March 13, 2024''': Around 10:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived at the feeder and ate for a few minutes. With no other cats to disturb him, this sighting was uneventful.

* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 10:08 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate at the feeder for about a minute, then moved on for [[Ms. Texas]].

* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 11:35 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef ate for less than 5 minutes and left, no violence today.

* '''March 20, 2024''': At 8:35 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef took over for [[Mr. Wishbone]], eating some kibble while more kibble was being rained down on him, after a few more minutes of eating he then left, no violence today. Also seen at around 03:24 PM (LFT) beefing with... snacks.

* '''March 21, 2024''': At 04:55 AM (LFT), Mr Beef arrived in search of a snack. Unknown to Mr. Beef at this time, [[Mr. Worm]] was climbing the remains of [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]. Eventually, Mr. Beef would discover Mr. Worm and take a bite of the area. [[Mr. Worm|Mr. Worm's]] status after this incident is unknown.

* '''March 24, 2024:''' Seen eating at 04:55 AM (LFT)

* '''March 27, 2024:''' At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded [[Mr. Void]] to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, [[Ms. Texas]] appeared.

* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as [[Mr. Lung]] was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off.

* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal.

* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Mr. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty.

* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT)

* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble.

* '''April 20, 2024:''' At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached [[Ms. Texas]], and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes [[Ms. Texas]] departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes.  

* '''April 30, 2024:''' At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving.  

* '''May 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely [[Mr. Anxiety]]) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and  attempted to eat with [[Ms. Texas]], but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder.

* '''May 03 2024''': At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] before they both left after a few minutes.  

* '''May 04 2024:''' Mr Beef was spotted eating kibble for about a minute before leaving. After that he was spotted again at around 01:22 AM (LFT) getting another few bites, repeatedly leaving the feeder and coming back only seconds later to eat again. Mr. Beef's indecisiveness went on for several minutes until 01:29 AM (LFT), when Ms. Texas arrived at the feeder alongside Mr. Beef again, where they had a brief disagreement about whose turn it was at the feeder. They resolved this short kerfuffle decisively, and settled on sharing the feeder. Ms. Texas ate alongside Mr. Beef for about 5 minutes before leaving, and Mr. Beef departed along side her, only to return yet again about 10 seconds later. He left for about 20 minutes, until greedily returning again for 2 more minutes. Will Mr. Beef return for a 7th time? Nobody knows.