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== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
* '''March 27, 2024:''' Around 11:41 AM | '''LFT''' = "Local Feeder Time" | ||
* '''March 28, 2024:''' At | |||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At | === March 2024 === | ||
* '''April | * '''March 27, 2024:''' Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Mr. Jeff was first sighted, showing off his unusual smile to the English-speaking community. He was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned him into an adorable little guy. He ate vigorously. | ||
* '''May | * '''March 28, 2024:''' At 07:50 AM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in his eep. | ||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At 01:17 PM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Mr. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that he was merely reflected in plastic.) | |||
=== April 2024 === | |||
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 05:25 PM (LFT), he approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly. | |||
=== May 2024 === | |||
* '''May 07, 2024:''' At around 05:00 AM (LFT), He went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by [[The Swarm]]. He killed of a large amount of the swarm. | |||