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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024

5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=Hates [[Mrs. Kirby]]}}

'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called as Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. He won as the '''Most Favorite Cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll'', before dropping to '''2nd place''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll.''

His first appearance on the global community was at 8:30 AM LFT on February 5, 2024.

The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his '''''current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes'''''. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over '''18750 times.''' When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to [[Mrs. Kirby]], however after a second encounter on March 2nd, [[Mrs. Kirby]] managed to scare off the Beast.

[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]]]]

* '''February 5, 2024:''' The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted on 8:30 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.

* '''February 6, 2024:''' In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 8 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third sighting was on 10:25 AM (Local Feeder Time), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]].

* '''February 7, 2024:''' In his fourth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, [[Mr. One]] and [[Mr. Puke]].

* '''February 8, 2024:''' In his fifth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), he ate for around 13 minutes.

* '''February 9, 2024:''' Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM (LFT), [[Mr. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy]] let TGB get his rightful turn, where TGB  ate for 15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to [[Mr. Snoob]] showed up and he got disrupted.

* '''February 14, 2024:''' Around 11 PM ~ 12 AM (LFT), it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.

* '''February 17, 2024:''' On the morning around 10:05 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. [[Mr. Fresh]] was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.

* '''March 2, 2024:''' At 7:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]].

* '''March 4, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.

* '''March 5, 2024:''' Around 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.

* '''March 7, 2024:''' Around 9:05 AM (LFT), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.

* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.

* '''March 9th, 2024:''' Around 8:55 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].  

* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 8:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. at 9:07 PM (Local Feeder Time), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left, TGB started eating. at 9:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, TGB Hissed at him and ran away.  

* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (Local Feeder Time) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.

* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 2:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 2:15 PM (11 minutes total) as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.

* '''March 20, 2024:''' Around 8:48 AM (LFT), TGB arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] taking over for another cat, eating some kibble, putting his paw in the kibble while looking around,  then consuming more of the mighty kibble. After eating nearly half of the kibble in about 10 minutes, the beast got assaulted by [[Mrs. Kirby]] and ran away. He returned several minutes later and ate for about 5 minutes.

* '''March 24, 2024:''' Took over the feeder from [[Ms. Camo]] at about 1:23 PM (LFT) and ate for several minutes.

* '''March 25th, 2024:''' Appeared and got snacked the proceeded to “devour all freeze dried chicken snacks in the feeder leaving not a crumb behind” but, strangely seemed less gluttonous than usual…

* '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM.

* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:59 (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving.

* '''April 1, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 20:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 20:30 PM. He was replaced by another cat

* '''April 2, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day.

* '''April 3, 2024:''' At 9:15 PM (LFT), TGB patiently waited for an unidentified gray cat to finish their meal, before proceeding to go two paws deep into the feeder and ravage the rubble of Mt. Snack & Mt. Kibble for nearly 10 minutes before being startled by another cat and fleeing the scene.

* '''April 4, 2024:''' At approximately 9:14 PM (LFT), TGB appears to once more devour Mt. Kibble & Mt. Snack for about five or so minutes before deciding to leave at 9:19 PM.  

* '''April 12, 2024:''' At around 11:30 AM (LFT) The Gluttonous beast was sighted devouring a mountain on kibble, not leaving time to sallow. He was also sighted looking behind him to ensure his safety.

* '''April 14, 2024:''' At around 8:30 PM (LFT) TGB peeked in on Mr. Chicken feeding and was noticed. Mr. Chicken then left, allowing TGB to start vacuuming up the kibble and snacks for about five minutes, regularly checking behind himself all the while.

* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for Ms. Warn to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes.

* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes

* '''April 24, 2024:'''  At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 8:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being

* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning maneuver the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving.

* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy.

* '''May 2, 2024:''' Around 1:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TBG munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 1:05. The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 1:20 AM. He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 1:30.

* '''May 9, 2024:''' At 8:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes.

File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn

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