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{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) osama bin richer $$$🤑🤑🤑 dried meat|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.|sex=Female|rarity=john|occupation= The Don, terrorist|appearance=John|eye_color=Amber|personality=Paranoid|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=[[Lookout]] (mother)|partner=Unknown|siblings=[[Doe]] (brother)|children=None}}'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)''', but the feeder is now out of service.
{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black with High White Spotting|sex=Female|rarity= Unseeable|occupation= universal threat, destroyer of the universe |appearance=White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.|eye_color=Amber|personality=Paranoid, john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=[[Lookout]] (mother)|partner=None|siblings=[[Doe]] (brother)}}
'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)''', but the feeder is now out of service.
 
== Behavior ==
John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother [[Doe]], but isn't a huge fan of other cats.  


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
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John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.


== Behavior ==
[[File:John-back.webp|none|thumb|207x207px|John: Top view]]
John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother [[Doe]] but isn't a huge fan of other cats.


== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
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* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.


* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 08:00 PM (LFT), John eats out of the feeder.
* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.


* '''March 15, 2024:''' At: 07:10 PM (LFT), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.


* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.
* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.


* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
* '''March 20, 2024:''' At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
* '''March 20, 2024:''' At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
* '''March 23, 2024:''' At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
* '''March 23, 2024:''' At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
* '''March 28, 2024:''' At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
* '''March 28, 2024:''' At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.


=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
* '''April 16, 2024:''' At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
* '''April 16, 2024:''' At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
* '''April 25, 2024:''' John's feeder, [[John's Canteen]] was decommissioned by its caretaker.
* '''April 25, 2024:''' John's feeder, [[John's Canteen]], was decommissioned by its caretaker.
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
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File:John-face.jpg|John's Face
File:John-face.jpg|John's Face
File:John-side.webp|John: Side view
File:John-side.webp|John: Side view
File:John-back.webp|John: Top view
File:John-and-brother.webp|John with [[Doe|her brother]] towering over.
File:John-and-brother.webp|John with [[Doe|her brother]] towering over.
File:John the being.png|John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
File:John the being.png|John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
File:John58.png|John: Side profile
File:John58.png|John: Side profile
File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl (click to play)
File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl '''(GIF)'''
File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
File:Meow.camera 4599640492759068497 1713265386907.png|Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
File:Meow.camera 4599640492759068497 1713265386907.png|Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
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File:John 2-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
File:John 2-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
File:Johnnn.png|John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
File:Johnnn.png|John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
File:Meoerajohn.png|John overlooking Mt. Kibble.
File:JoHn.png|John looking at us like we owe her money
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