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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | {{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | ||
5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations= | 5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy) | ||
Rivalry with [[ | Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}} | ||
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | [[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]] | ||
[[File:TGB reappears at the feeder to display his gluttony.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.]] | [[File:TGB reappears at the feeder to display his gluttony.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched.]] | ||
'''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called | '''The Gluttonous Beast''' ''(also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed)'' is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with ''an average of '''2-3 munches per second''' (averaging to 150 munches per minute).'' He is the ''fastest and longest lasting'' ''kibble destroyer'' to be spotted in [[Happy Canteen|Mr. Fresh's Feeder]]. | ||
His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024. | His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024. | ||
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In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder). | In spite of his name, he is the size of a kitten, this being apparent when other cats visit the feeder during his feast. Sometimes this is used as an advantage by the other cats to scare the beast away from his throne (the feeder). | ||
[[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | [[File:Gluttonous beast back photo.png|thumb|The whole body appearance of The Gluttonous Beast, showing his back.|none]] | ||
== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
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[[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]] | [[File:Cornered.png|thumb|A picture showing The Gluttonous Beast being cornered by two cats. ([[Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. One]])]] | ||
* '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | * '''February 05, 2024:''' At 08:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast was first spotted, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes. | ||
* '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | * '''February 06, 2024:''' At around 07:30 AM (LFT), The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 08:00 AM (LFT). The same day, a surprise was to be had: his third official sighting was on 10:25 AM (LFT), where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
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[[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]] | [[File:Imagefam.png|thumb|[[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]] and [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] eating while The Gluttonous Beast waits for his turn.]] | ||
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=== March 2024 === | === March 2024 === | ||
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* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 07:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]]. | * '''March 02, 2024:''' At 07:42 AM (LFT), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by [[Ms. Kirby]]. | ||
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving. | * '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 23:45 (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving. | ||
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* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | * '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder. | ||
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | * '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]]. | ||
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after | * '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]] was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away. | ||
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | * '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene. | ||
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | * '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder. | ||
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* '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT). | * '''March 29, 2024:''' At roughly 11:01 AM (LFT), TGB appeared once again to satiate his appetite on the feeble remains of Mount Snack. Unsatisfied with his unworthy opponent, TGB left shortly after at 11:09 AM (LFT). | ||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving. | * '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 12:59 AM (LFT), TGB peered in on [[Ms. Princess]]'s dining. After Ms. Princess left with no trouble, TGB ate kibble for roughly eight minutes before leaving. | ||
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=== April 2024 === | === April 2024 === | ||
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* '''April 01, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat. | * '''April 01, 2024:''' TGB was spotted at around around 08:15 PM (LFT), stepping into the feeder multiple times to eat chicken snacks until leaving at around 08:30 PM (LFT). He was replaced by another cat. | ||
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day. | * '''April 02, 2024:''' At 12:32 PM (LFT), TGB appeared to ravage the horrified remains of Mount Snack, and would have likely kept going if not for the brave cries of an unseen cat. We live to see another day. | ||
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* '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes. | * '''April 21, 2024:''' At around 12:09 PM (LFT) TGB waited outside the feeder for [[Ms. Warn]] to finish eating. He then proceeded to devour kibble and snacks for over ten minutes. | ||
* '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes | * '''April 23, 2024:''' At 11:53 PM (LFT) TGB began a quest to clear out the feeder as much as he could. Meowing from outside did not dissuade his munching. He devoured his food for an impressive 13 minutes | ||
* '''April 24, 2024:''' At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being. | * '''April 24, 2024:''' At around 12:09 AM (LFT) TGB ate for about 5 minutes, taking one break in between to reevaluate his life decisions, before gorging himself on more. What a beast. At around 08:40 PM (LFT) TGB graced onlookers with his presence after the cameras on the re-stream were brought back online. The glorious beast devoured [[Mt. Kibble]] and [[Mount Snibble|Mt. Snibble]] for 12 whole minutes before getting scarred by people stocking up the feeder, not being sure which way to exit. Until [[Mr. Cool Cucumber]] arrived in which TGB made a stealthy exit. Not only is he powerful in destruction he is now stealthy too, what a glorious being. | ||
* '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving. | * '''April 29, 2024:''' Around 12:00 AM (LFT) TGB was spotted hanging out by the entrance of the feeder while [[Mrs. Kirby]] was munching. In a (literally) stunning manoeuvre the Beast tripped himself and somersaulted onto the floor, where he lay frozen on his back for nearly a minute. A baffled Mrs. Kirby made her exit and once he realized the coast was clear, TGB attempted to right himself up and climbed up to the feeder. He munched for nine minutes before leaving. | ||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy. | * '''April 30, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT) TGB was spotted munching at the feeder like he always does eating for approx. 12 minutes. He was being a very clean boy as he decided to assist [[Mr. Janitor]]'s quest to keep the feeder clean by munching some of the food on the floor. However he made a light speed escape maneuver when [[Mr. Crunch]] decided that he wished to keep the floor covered in food and scared TGB away. Poor little guy. | ||
[[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]] | [[File:Tgbfreak.gif|thumb|TGB performing his flopping manoeuvre, baffling [[Mrs. Kirby]] ]] | ||
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=== May 2024 === | === May 2024 === | ||
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT). | * '''May 02, 2024:''' Around 01:00 AM (LFT), the Beast was spotted hanging around the feeder entryway while [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating. TGB munched some food off of the floor before becoming frustrated at the lack of access to the feeder, and leaped past Dr. Smudge to exit the opposite side of the feeder at 01:05 AM (LFT). The feeder camera later crashed and TGB reappeared on camera when it recovered at 01:20 AM (LFT). He ate until he was chased off by [[Mr. Chicken]] at 01:30 (LFT). | ||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. | * '''May 09, 2024:''' At 08:01 AM (LFT), TGB was seen eating some kibble for a staggering 14 minutes. He has not been seen since. We miss him dearly and hope he comes back soon. | ||
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
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File:The beast sighting.png|TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March | File:The beast sighting.png|TGB spotted eating (like a beast) on the 23rd of March | ||
File:Tgbislarge.png|As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before | File:Tgbislarge.png|As of 25/03/24, TGB is much larger than before | ||
File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn | File:TGBarn.jpeg|TGB is as big as a barn, or some barns are as big as TBG. We will never truly know. | ||
File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over | File:Flipped over TGB.Png|The Gluttonous Beast gets Flipped over | ||
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[[Category:Males]] | [[Category:Males]] | ||
[[Category:Orange]] | [[Category:Orange]] | ||