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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}

'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at [[Happy Canteen]]. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several other cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.

"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss.   

His defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for [[Mr. Beef]], not because they look anything alike, but because Mr. Piss is also very rude.

 

Mr. Piss has shown contempt for other cats without provocation and should be considered armed and at least slightly dangerous when it comes to pissing.

He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).

 

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.

 

[[File:Pissbody.png|none|thumb|250x250px|Mr. Piss' top view]]

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=== March 2024 ===

* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 10:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside.  It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean.  [[Mr. Bean]] had just finished eating, so it may have been with him.  Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended.  He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.

* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.

* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.

* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.

* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.

* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.

 

 

* '''October 15, 2024:''' At around 09:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen consuming kibble and snacks for approximately 13 minutes.

* '''October 28 2024:''' At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left.

 

File:TNRNotchPiss.png|Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar

File:Mr piss ear.png|Another look at his ear

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