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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh. bitch|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon (1 in 4)|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and pissy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Piss|image=Mr piss pfp.jpg|other_names=Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Food Waster, Piss master, Bioterrorist, Biological hazard, Domestic Terrorist, Professional Pisser, Fugitive.|appearance=Really similar to [[Mr. Fresh]], but he's not spicier to look at.|personality=Sassy and PISSy, likes to brawl|first_sighting=February 8th, 2024|partner=[[Ms. Angel]]|other_relations=In [[The Piss Alliance]] with [[Mr. Chicken]] and maybe [[Mr. Fresh]] too}}
'''Mr. Piss''', the flaming orange catastrophe, decided February 29th wasn't chaotic enough. At precisely 04:20 AM (LFT), this feline felon declared war on the cat food dispenser, christening it with a golden shower. Not content with his culinary terrorism, Mr. Piss then launched into a full-blown, off-screen brawl with multiple rivals. What a flipping scoundrel! This act of epic disrespect didn't just stink up the litter box of the internet, it went viral. From the cesspool of TikTok to the ashes of Twitter, from YouTube to the flaming dumpster fire of Fox News, Mr. Piss's reign of terror spread like wildfire.  
'''Mr. Piss''' is an all-orange cat commonly spotted at [[Happy Canteen]]. On February 29th 2024, at approximately 4:22 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to urinate into the cat food feeder, which gave him his name. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with several other cats off-screen, what an inconsiderate lad.


"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss  
"Piss off!" - Mr. Piss.
 
As of the time of writing, he has been documented pissing in the feeder a total of 4 times.  
 
He won as the '''2nd most favorite cat''' in the ''Hello Street Cat (EN) (February 2024)''


== Behavior ==
== Behavior ==
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Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with [[Mr. Normal]], but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them.


[[File:Comparison4.jpg|none|thumb|402x402px|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Fresh Impostor]]]]
[[File:Pissbody.png|none|thumb|250x250px|Mr. Piss' top view]]


== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
 
'''Click on [Expand] to see sightings from previous months!'''
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=== February 2024 ===
=== February 2024 ===
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* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
* '''February 08, 2024:''' Known as his first known sighting.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
* '''February 14, 2024:''' At around 01:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss approached [[Little Scraggly Guy]] and growled at him while eating.
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=== March 2024 ===
=== March 2024 ===
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* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
* '''March 01, 2024''': At 12:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time.
* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
* '''March 06, 2024''': At 08:53 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
* '''March 07, 2024:''' At 09:59 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while [[Mr. Rev]] was inside. [[Mr. Rev]] screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while [[Mr. Rev]] was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, [[Mr. Rev]] gave up and left.
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* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
* '''March 21, 2024:''' At around 10:55 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while [[Ms. Chess]] politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped [[Ms. Chess]], causing both to run outside.
* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
* '''March 25 2024:''' At around 02:40 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating for several minutes. Lights kept going out, but he persevered.
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=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
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* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
* '''April 02, 2024:''' Arriving around 01:26 (LFT), Mr. Piss ate for roughly ten minutes, sometimes looking around him.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' Around 03:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a third time, showing he is not one to give up his title. [[Ms. Camo]] was the first victim, eating at the feeder next in line after Mr. Piss.
* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
* '''April 10, 2024:''' Around 02:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was spotted beefing with presumably [[Mrs. Kirby|Ms. Kirby]] who was outside the feeder trying to get in. But Mr. Piss wasn't done eating.
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=== '''May 2024''' ===
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=== May 2024 ===
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* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At around 09:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen gobbling some kibble. It seems he may have put on weight.
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 10:16 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was eating then he pees on the food and leaves. He seems to be missing some fur on his left ear.
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
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=== June 2024 ===
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* '''June 09, 2024:'''  At 03:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen eating some kibble.
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== Catspiracy Theory ==
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It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.  
=== October 2024 ===
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* '''October 15, 2024:''' At around 09:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss was seen consuming kibble and snacks for approximately 13 minutes.
* '''October 28 2024:''' At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Piss ate a little bit then left.
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It has also been theorized that [https://streetcat.wiki/index.php?title=Fresh_Impostor&redirect=no Fresh Impostor] might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along. 
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However, the community has now decided that [[Fresh Impostor]] is indeed [[Mr. Piss]]. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as [[Mr. Brawl]].


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Mrpissvsmrnormal.png|Comparison of Mr. Piss and [[Mr. Normal]]'s stripes
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
File:Soggypiss.png|Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|thumb|154x154px|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711305885903.png|Mr. Piss seen eating way up close
File:Brawlapproach.png|Mr. Piss stalking [[Mr. Doom]].
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