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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef checking out the feeder.|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官 | {{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Beef|image=Beef.png|caption=Mr. Beef checking out the feeder.|other_names=Cat Food Judge (猫粮判官), Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, The Gluttonous Beef, Albert|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting|sex=Neutered Male|rarity=Common|occupation=Domestic Terrorist, Conqueror of Mount Kibble, War Veteran, World leader (going for the moon next), Creator of the Bal 27 from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Ghost writer of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.|appearance=White with an orange back, face and tail. The orange patch on his back looks "cracked" in the middle. Also seems to have a tipped ear.|personality=Rude, Mean, loving, Heroic?|first_sighting=October 02, 2023|partner= [[Ms. Texas]] (speculated), [[Ms. Chess]] (former)|other_relations=Rivalry with [[Ms. Kibble]] | ||
Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]}} | Friends with [[Mr. Sus]]}} | ||
'''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | '''Mr. Beef''' is an orange and white cat seen at [[Happy Canteen]] who is known for starting beef with other cats. He instigates roughly 2-3 times a day, with mixed results in his favor in paw-to-paw combat. He has ongoing beef with many cats, but recently he has gone through some anger management classes and is doing better. | ||
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== Behavior == | == Behavior == | ||
Mr. Beef is usually calm unless other cats are around. If other cats get too close while he is at the feeder, he begins growling while he eats. Mr. Beef literally has beef with other cats. In addition, he is known to throw hard-hitting slaps, sending the likes of [[Mr. Fresh]] out of the [[Cat House|cat house]]. | |||
As of mid February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way. | As of mid-February, Mr. Beef has been observed eating with one or more orange cats at the same time, even purring with them. It is possible that these orange cats are kin of his in some way. | ||
As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. | As of May, Mr. Beef has been seen at the feeder almost exclusively with [[Ms. Texas]]. Mr. Beef is very clingy with [[Ms. Texas]] and she gets annoyed at him when she wants to eat alone. | ||
Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | Mr. Beef has shown that he prefers calicos over any other cat pattern. He has shown interest in [[Ms. Chess]], [[Ms. Texas]], [[Mrs. Princess]], [[Ms. Inception]], and [[Ms. Loop]]. However, one definite fact is that his charisma will never charm [[Mrs. Kirby]]. | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck. | Mr. Beef is an orange mackerel tabby with medium-high grade white spotting. He also has white cheeks, a "crack" in the middle of his back, and appears to have a TNR notch on his ear. Another distinguishing mark is the white strips that run down from both of his eyes down to his neck. | ||
[[File:Mr. Beef Overhead.png|none|thumb|Mr. Beef from above]] | |||
== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||
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=== February 2024 === | === February 2024 === | ||
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* '''February 01, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was attacked by [[Ms. Kibble]] after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station. | * '''February 01, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was attacked by [[Ms. Kibble]] after accidentally startling her at the feeding station - Beef immediately retreated. He later fought with an unidentified orange cat and successfully chased them away from the station. | ||
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* '''February 29, 2024:''' Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with [[Mr. Normal]], where he put his paw on the kibble. | * '''February 29, 2024:''' Around 08:40 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef, was spotted with [[Mr. Normal]], where he put his paw on the kibble. | ||
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=== March 2024 === | === March 2024 === | ||
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* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Ms. Burnt]] off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. [[Ms. Chess]] arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done. | * '''March 01, 2024:''' At 02:34 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was yowling at Mr. Piss cause he wouldn't stop eating. The same day at 07:09 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef scared [[Ms. Burnt]] off the feeder to take her place and eat the last remaining snacks. [[Ms. Chess]] arrived shortly after, waiting for her turn as her partner ate. She then took her place in the feeder after he was done. | ||
* '''March 06, 2024''': Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter [[Ms. Angel]] from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place. | * '''March 06, 2024''': Mr. Beef deployed guerilla tactics in order to deter [[Ms. Angel]] from her gluttony. Upon attacking, Ms. Angel battered him. Later a gust of wind made both cats flee, but then Mr. Beef returned and took his place. | ||
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* '''March 27, 2024:''' At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded [[Mr. Void]] to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, [[Ms. Texas]] appeared. | * '''March 27, 2024:''' At 06:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef persuaded [[Mr. Void]] to cut his meal time short in favor of him getting the feeder for a bit. After he left, [[Ms. Texas]] appeared. | ||
* '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as [[Mr. Lung]] was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off. | * '''March 31, 2024:''' At around 00:33 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef arrived as [[Mr. Lung]] was eating. After Mr. Lung was intimidated by Sir Beef's beefiness, Mr. Beef ate for roughly two minutes before taking off. | ||
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=== April 2024 === | === April 2024 === | ||
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* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal. | * '''April 02, 2024:''' At 01:57 (LFT), Mr. Beef shown up once more and had a three-minute long meal. | ||
* '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated | * '''April 02, 2024:''' At 02:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef appeared to scare away the intimidated Ms. Fluff. Mr. Beef then ate unapologetically for the next 6 minutes, leaving at 03:04 AM (LFT) to make way for another kitty. | ||
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT) | * '''April 03, 2024:''' At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Anxiety]] came together and ate the remaining food in the feeder. He left at 08:08 AM (LFT) | ||
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble. | * '''April 12, 2024:''' At 12:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef pushed out an un-identified orange and white cat so he could eat some kibble. | ||
* '''April 20, 2024:''' At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached [[Ms. Texas]], and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes [[Ms. Texas]] departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes. | * '''April 20, 2024:''' At 02:38 AM (LFT) Mr Beef approached [[Ms. Texas]], and after a brief altercation and a few smacks to his head, he decided against a fight and instead waited patiently for his turn. After five minutes [[Ms. Texas]] departed, and Mr Beef ate for about 3 minutes. | ||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving. | * '''April 30, 2024:''' At 11:48 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef visited the feeder and spent 11 minutes straight eating. He checked his surroundings on occasion while eating before calmly leaving. | ||
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=== May 2024 === | === May 2024 === | ||
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* '''May 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely [[Mr. Anxiety]]) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and attempted to eat with [[Ms. Texas]], but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder. | * '''May 02, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen in the feeder eating with another orange cat (likely [[Mr. Anxiety]]) while chicken snacks rained down on their heads. He later returned and attempted to eat with [[Ms. Texas]], but stepped aside after it was too difficult to reach food with both of their heads in the feeder. | ||
* '''May 03 2024''': At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] before they both left after a few minutes. | * '''May 03 2024''': At 03:00 AM (LFT), Mr Beef appeared at the feeder, and after around 2 minutes ran away startled. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] before they both left after a few minutes. | ||
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* '''May 28, 2024:''' At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the [[Happy Canteen]] alongside an unidentified orange cat. | * '''May 28, 2024:''' At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the [[Happy Canteen]] alongside an unidentified orange cat. | ||
* '''May 29, 2024:''' Had an extremely quick bite of kibble at 9:38 AM (LFT) after scaring [[Ms. Loop]] away. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] around 10:26 AM (LFT) for another quick bite. Later that same day, Mr. Beef together with [[Ms. Chess]] appeared and ate together around 17:25 PM (LFT) in the [[Happy Canteen]] for a few minutes. | * '''May 29, 2024:''' Had an extremely quick bite of kibble at 9:38 AM (LFT) after scaring [[Ms. Loop]] away. He then returned with [[Ms. Texas]] around 10:26 AM (LFT) for another quick bite. Later that same day, Mr. Beef together with [[Ms. Chess]] appeared and ate together around 17:25 PM (LFT) in the [[Happy Canteen]] for a few minutes. | ||
* '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT). | * '''May 30th, 2024:''' Around 8:37 AM (CST), Mr. Beef was seen popping into the feeder but to his surprise, [[Ms. Inception]] was already there. Instead of engaging in his normal shenanigans, Mr. Beef decided to just share the food. At 14:53 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen munching on the kibble peacefully for 5 minutes. At 15:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef started circling around [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], who was eating at the time, and at 15:20 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef scared [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] away so he could eat until [[Ms. Texas]] appeared at 15:24 PM (LFT). | ||
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===June 2024=== | ===June 2024=== | ||
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*'''June 7th, 2024:''' Seen at roughly 6:50 AM (LFT) eating kibble. | *'''June 7th, 2024:''' Seen at roughly 6:50 AM (LFT) eating kibble. | ||
*'''June 8th, 2024:''' Arrived at the feeder around 01:17 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]] and appeared to have no problem sharing the feeder with her. He left soon after. | *'''June 8th, 2024:''' Arrived at the feeder around 01:17 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]] and appeared to have no problem sharing the feeder with her. He left soon after. | ||
*'''June 11th, 2024:''' Seen yet again at around 3:10 PM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]]. | *'''June 11th, 2024:''' Seen yet again at around 3:10 PM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]]. | ||
*'''June 27th, 2024:''' at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Loop]], showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time [[Ms. Texas]] walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico) | *'''June 27th, 2024:''' at around 9:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Loop]], showing his love for calicos and once again cheating. But this time [[Ms. Texas]] walking in on them. How will their relationship stand now? (This is the fourth time Beef was seen liking another calico) | ||
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=== July 2024 === | === July 2024 === | ||
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* '''July 1, 2024:''' At 2:27 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Inception|Ms. Inception.]] Mr. Beef ate freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes. | * '''July 1, 2024:''' At 2:27 PM (LFT) Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Inception|Ms. Inception.]] Mr. Beef ate freeze-dried chicken for 3 minutes. | ||
* '''July 2, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder with [[Ms. Texas]]. She left at 11:02 whilst Mr. Beef spent another minute eating at the feeder. At 11:03 PM he followed after her. | * '''July 2, 2024:''' Around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder with [[Ms. Texas]]. She left at 11:02 whilst Mr. Beef spent another minute eating at the feeder. At 11:03 PM he followed after her. | ||
* '''July 8, 2024:''' Around 12:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder. At 12:23 AM, [[Ms. Texas]] joined him at the feeder. Mr. Beef went back outside, likely to guard the feeder, and [[Ms. Texas]] continued to munch. Together, they received 6 donations of kibble. [[Ms. Texas]] left at 12:28 AM, presumably with Mr. Beef leaving with her. | |||
* '''July 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted at 21:58 (LFT) going for a late night meal. He awkwardly left the feeder at 21:59 (LFT) | |||
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=== September 2024 === | |||
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*'''September 5, 2024''' Mr. Beef was seen going for a midnight munch at around 12:30 AM (LFT), he had a good crunchy meal before strolling off to go do his.. Mr. Bean duties. | |||
*'''September 14, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was spotted eating at the feeder at around 10:15 AM (LFT) with [[Ms. Texas]], until they both left at 10:25 PM, with Mr. Beef leaving a little bit before [[Ms. Texas]]. | |||
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=== October 2024 === | |||
* '''October 10, 2024:''' At around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Beef graced us with his prescense. He ate for a couple minutes before leaving in a hurry. Who knows why he left, but it´s nice to see him semi-peaceful. | |||
* '''October 13, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 1:14 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''October 16th, 2024:''' He shared a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] at around 8:17 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''October 24th, 2024:''' Shared another meal with [[Ms. Texas]] yet again around 2:19 AM (LFT) | |||
=== November 2024 === | |||
* '''November 8th, 2024:''' Mr. Beef was seen eating at the feeder alone at around 7:30 AM (LFT).<br /> | |||
{{Sighting Disclaimer}} | {{Sighting Disclaimer}} | ||
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File:Mr beef shocked.webp|Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted | File:Mr beef shocked.webp|Mr. Beef absolutely flabbergasted | ||
File:Beefpunch.png|Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle | File:Beefpunch.png|Mr. Beef takes a blow in the heat of battle | ||
File:Beefslap.png|Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers | File:Beefslap.png|Mr. Beef fights back in front of scared onlookers | ||
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File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | File:Mr. Anxiety being tapped by Mr. Beef.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] tapping [[Mr. Anxiety]] | ||
File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk]] | File:Mr. Beef steps back by the order of Ms. Honk.gif|[[Mr. Beef]] steps back by the order of [[Ms. Honk]] | ||
File:Mrbeefandmrfluffkitty.jpg|Mr. Beef and | File:Mrbeefandmrfluffkitty.jpg|Mr. Beef and Ms. Fluff awkwardly sharing each other's presence. | ||
File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple | File:Mr. Beef, Ms. Chess, and Mr. Doom aka. the famous throuple.png|Mr. Beef, [[Ms. Chess]], and [[Mr. Doom]] aka. the famous throuple | ||
File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together. | File:Soggy Mr. Beef and Mr. Doom eating together..png|Soggy Mr. Beef and [[Mr. Doom]] eating together. | ||
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File:Beefface.png|Mr. Beef digging in | File:Beefface.png|Mr. Beef digging in | ||
File:Beefstare.png|..........Hi | File:Beefstare.png|..........Hi | ||
File:Screenshot 2024-09-30 232731.png|Beef Panic | |||
File:Beef and Texas hooray!.png|Mr. Beef sharing a meal with [[Ms. Texas]] (they so cute). | |||
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[[Category:Males]] | [[Category:Males]] | ||
[[Category:Orange]] | [[Category:Orange]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Orange and White]] | ||