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{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Kirby|image=Kirbyface.png|caption=Mrs. Kirby herself|other_names=黑鼻头, Black Nose Tip, Sister Kirby.|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Tabby Calico|sex=Female|rarity=Common|occupation=Single mother, Loaf, being a professional boxer (attacking any cat), & being a cutie.|appearance=Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.|personality=Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)|first_sighting=January 30, 2024 | |||
05:18 PM (LFT)|partner=Currently unknown|children=Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth|other_relations=Former Enemies: [[Mr. Fresh]], [[Mr. Beef]] (Possibly) | |||
Enemies: [[The Gluttonous Beast]]}} | |||
'''Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip")''' is a common visitor to the [[Happy Canteen]] feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including [[Mr. Fresh]] himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health. | |||
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her being 100% pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.) | |||
Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown. | |||
Recently, Mrs. Kirby has mastered the art of teleportation. This seems to happen a lot when she leaves the feeder. | |||
[[File:Kirby voices.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like [[Mr. Snack]]]] | |||
[[File:Kirby weight chart.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).]][[File:Kirbyshock.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.]] | |||
== Behavior == | |||
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was [[The Gluttonous Beast]], because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though. | |||
== Appearance == | |||
''' | Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."[[File:Kirbyabove.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.|none]] | ||
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'''[[ | == Sightings == | ||
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''' | * '''February 07, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], causing her to scream in terror and run away. | ||
''' | * '''February 08, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby had a fight with [[Mr. Piss]] and somehow won. | ||
''' | * '''February 09, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Beef]] and [[Ms. Chess]] while they were eating, scaring them away. | ||
''' | * '''February 10, 2024:''' [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]] poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf. | ||
'''[[ | * '''February 22, 2024:''' She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times. | ||
''' | * '''February 23, 2024:''' At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off [[Mr. Bald]]. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks. | ||
* '''February 24, 2024:''' At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something. | |||
* '''February 25, 2024:''' Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder. | |||
* '''February 27, 2024:''' Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full [[Mount Kibble]] for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left. | |||
* '''February 28, 2024:''' At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left. | |||
* '''February 29, 2024:''' At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when [[Mr. Doom]] was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. [[Mr. Doom]] hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left. | |||
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=== March 2024 === | |||
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* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 12:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up while [[Mr. Dot]] was eating. She meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day, at 11:49 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for [[Dr. Smudge]] to finish his meal. | |||
* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 04:28 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by [[Goobert]] while waiting for him to finish eating. | |||
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with [[Mr. Beef]], who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder. | |||
* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder. | |||
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 04:08 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble. Around 09:32 AM (LFT), she chased [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] out of the feeder to eat. Around 07:10 PM (LFT), she threatened [[Mr. Airplane]] who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking him when [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] showed up to punch Mr. Airplane. | |||
* '''March 09, 2024''': Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by [[Mr. Beef]], but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened [[Ms. Chess]] and prevented her from going inside. | |||
* '''March 12, 2024''': Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left. | |||
* '''March 14, 2024''': At around 09:14 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes, then left at 09:19 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''March 17, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''March 20, 2024:''' Arriving to scare off [[Mr. Fat]] at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT). | |||
*'''March 23, 2024:''' At 05:53 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after [[Mr. Croissant]], waited a moment, and then smacked him. He flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground. | |||
* '''March 24, 2024:''' At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with [[Dr. Smudge]], including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''March 26, 2024:''' At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble. | |||
[[File:2024-03-30 22-24-02.png|alt=Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)|thumb|Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)]] | |||
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=== April 2024 === | |||
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* '''April 01, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens. | |||
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At around 12:30 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out. | |||
* '''April 06, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. | |||
* '''April 17, 2024:''' At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving. | |||
* '''April 18, 2024:''' At around 02:52 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 03:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat, presumed to be [[Mr. Croissant|Mr Croissant]]. | |||
* '''April 19, 2024:''' At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''April 25, 2024:''' At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked [[Ms. Chess]] while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving. | |||
* '''April 27, 2024:''' At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by [[Mr. Egg]], before leaving. | |||
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. [[Mr. Void]] had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT). | |||
[[File:Kirby forming a thought.png|thumb|204x204px|Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought]] | |||
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=== May 2024 === | |||
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* '''May 03, 2024:''' At 08:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen having a short munch after [[Mr. Bean|Mr. Bean's]] feast. She appeared again at 09:52 AM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 05, 2024:''' At 06:05 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibbles, where [[Ms. Chunky]] was waiting nearby and looked wet. At 12:38 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a fight with [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]]; this was quickly resolved. Mrs. Kirby left the scene defeated, and Ms. Puke ate her breakfast. Later at 09:38 PM (LFT) she appeared again. | |||
* '''May 06, 2024:''' At 03:51 PM (LFT) She was seen eating while seeming scared and getting crumbs on her head. At 06:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was yet again seen having a very short munch. At 07:12 PM (LFT), yet again, Mrs. Kirby allowed herself another snack. At 08:16 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was enjoying another feast late in the evening. This time she was standing with her paws on the feeder | |||
* '''May 07, 2024:''' At 02:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was snacking on some food, before running into the back of the feeder and then coming back to eat some more a minute later. At 05:22 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having a little snack. Sometime around 06:00 AM (LFT) she was spotted having an entire feast. At 09:18 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having quite a feast but then got distracted. Around 09:20 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating food at the [[Happy Canteen]], before [[Mr. Bean]] was seen peeking in. After a brief session of growling, Mrs. Kirby left, and [[Mr. Bean]] began to feast. [[Mr. Bean]] left at around 09:37 AM (LFT), and Mrs. Kirby soon returned. | |||
* '''May 08, 2024:''' At 02:05 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was spotted having a hissing session with [[Mr. Egg]], Leading [[Mr. Egg]] to get scared away. Afterwards, Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble for 4-5 minutes, and then left. Mrs. Kirby was seen eating and then leaving [[Happy Canteen]] at 09:23 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 03:23 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble while a record breaking 150 people were watching her. The pressure got to her unfortunately and she fled. | |||
* '''May 10, 2024:''' At 12:13 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby came to eat some snacks and kibble uninterrupted, showing her glorious Kirby marking while at it. She proceeded to eat for around 7 minutes before promptly leaving the feeder. | |||
* '''May 11, 2024:''' At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] and intensely stared at the camera while eating, getting very close, eating both the Kibble and the Bitrate. She ate for a total of 8 minutes and left. Around 11:49 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen for less than a minute. | |||
* '''May 12, 2024:''' Around 10:20 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen hastily eating with awkwardly short pauses; Mrs. Kirby was seen at [[Happy Canteen]]. | |||
* '''May 14, 2024:''' Around 12:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for [[Ms. Honk]] to finish eating her kibble. After she finished Mrs. Kirby started eating kibble at 12:17 AM (LFT) for 9 minutes. | |||
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At 12:04 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 10 minutes before staring out the window and leaving at the [[Happy Canteen]]. | |||
* '''May 16, 2024:''' At about 07:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibble. | |||
* '''May 18, 2024:''' At 07:55 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate the food that [[Mr. Chicken]] pissed on, because he was angry at her for threatening to hit him while he was trying to eat. She fell for his trap... | |||
* '''May 19, 2024:''' At around 5:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at [[Happy Canteen]]. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when [[Ms. Puke]] came to take her place. | |||
* '''May 21, 2024:''' She appeared around 07:55 AM (LFT) and started eating the kibble, being very weary of the voices. | |||
* '''May 22, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby arrived at the canteen around 01:33 AM (LFT) scaring off [[Mr. Wishbone]], about 4 minutes later, just as the ever hungry queen of the canteen was done with the snacks... more of them dropped in! Mrs. Kirby had a few more bites before leaving with one more treat in her mouth. | |||
* '''May 22, 2024:''' at around 02:26 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble, Once she was done eating she was hesitating which way to go untill eventually leaving. At 02:30 AM (LFT) She returned from the other entrance and ate more kibble untill [[Mr. Sus]] takes a look at her from outside the feeder, Mrs. Kirby looks nervous, hesitates again and leaves. | |||
* '''May 23, 2024:''' At Around 9 PM (LFT) while [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] was eating Until Mrs. Kirby showed up, then punched her, causing her to be scared | |||
* '''May 24, 2024:''' at a unknown time, Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating kibble, before shortly leaving. She was seen eating for less than 2 minutes. | |||
* '''May 26, 2024:''' At 11:45 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby suddenly appeared behind an unknown tabby cat, possibly [[Mr. Beetle|Mr. beetle.]] Which startled the tabby and made it hiss at Mrs. Kirby. The cat went away after. Mrs. Kirby decided to take a snack from the feeder afterwards. At 11:47 PM (LFT). She was spotted hissing at something, continuing to eat afterwards until 11:52 PM (LFT) where she was startled away by an unknown orange and white cat. | |||
[[File:Ms. Inception slapped by Ms. Kirby.gif|thumb|[[Ms. Inception]] slapped by Ms. Kirby]] | |||
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 05:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby quietly entered frame while [[Ms. Inception]] was a minute in her eating session. After stalking her prey for only a few seconds she went in for the slap, Ms. Kirby gave a direct punch to the gut of [[Ms. Inception]] who then hurried away and letting Ms. Kirby bask in her win. Ms. Kirby ate for another 6 minutes and went to gloat about her victory in the park. | |||
* '''May 28, 2024:''' At 08:08 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was wandering in front of the Happy Canteen, where [[Mr. Wishbone]] was eating peacefully. She then made a shocking leap towards nowhere and then scared him from behind the feeder. After Mr. Wishbone fled, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in the delight of another victory and eating the kibble until leaving at 08:15 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''May 29, 2024:''' Around 06:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby, left unopposed, partook in a lengthy munching streak lasting several minutes. On the same day at around 15:13 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached [[Ms. Loop]] and (presumably) [[Mr. Lung]], who both skedaddled after sensing the sheer unrivaled power of Mrs. Kirby. After this, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in her glory once again while eating some kibble until leaving at around 15:22 PM (LFT). At 18:57 PM (LFT) Ms. Kirby stared at [[Mrs. Princess]] until she left. Ms. Kirby ate until 19:03 PM (LFT) when she left. | |||
* '''May 31, 2024:''' Around 12:50PM (LFT) at the [[Happy Canteen]] she was eating Kibble for a very short period of time after that she teleported away once again | |||
* '''May 31, 2024:''' Around 08:00PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 5 minutes then left. Noting really special have happened at that time, no punching, no teleportation, not her being silly NOTHING just good o'l Mrs. kirby eating kibble | |||
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=== June 2024 === | |||
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[[File:Kirby fly.gif|thumb|Kirby activates creative mode (GIF)]] | |||
* '''June 1, 2024:''' At 06:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before swiftly leaving | |||
* '''June 2, 2024:''' At 11:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder, and leaving at 12.05 to give way to [[Mrs. Princess]]. | |||
* '''June 3, 2024:''' At 06:53 AM (LFT) Kirby be eating for 10 minutes | |||
* '''June 5, 2024:''' around 03:50PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was eating for a very long time whith 2-5 munches per second beating [[The Gluttonous Beast]]'s munch record | |||
* '''June 6, 2024:''' Around 12:06AM (LFT) Her majesty Mrs. Kirby arrives. However, the feeder was empty, so she left at 12:08AM (LFT). | |||
* '''June 10, 2024:''' Around 12:40AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder around the same time as Ms. Puke which resulted to a short stand off between them. Touched by the spirit of [[Brother Calm]], she backed off to wait outside the feeder without any sign of aggression. At 12:43 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had enough and spread her rancid aura towards [[Ms. Puke]] and drove her away taking her place in the feeder. In this very moment, she decided to do her voice reveal and called affectionately towards [[Mr. Void]] outside the tent. | |||
* '''June 23, 2024:''' Around 1:20 PM. Seen in Happy Canteen | |||
* '''June 30, 2024:''' 1st sighting: At 9:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on kibble for 8 minutes before leaving. 2nd sighting: At 7:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came right after [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]]. She ate for 5 minutes, before hesitating to leave, then left. | |||
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=== July 2024 === | |||
* '''July 1, 2024:''' At 1:17 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on some kibble for 3 minutes, before awkwardly sitting for some time, wanting to leave but staying, munching on some more kibble, then slowly leaving. | |||
* '''July 12, 2024:''' At 16:56 (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen munching and crunching some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. She appeared again at 17:21 (LFT), nervously walking into the feeder. Mrs. Kirby sniffed on the kibble a bit, only taking small munches. She stares at the camera for a few seconds, waiting for donations but with none coming, she quietly left the feeder at 17:24 (LFT) | |||
* '''July 13, 2024:''' At 8:19 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder and became to munch on kibble. [[Mrs. Island]] then appeared at 8:21 PM (LFT) and had a verbal argument with Mrs. Kirby. Mrs. Kirby seemed to be on the losing side and was surprisingly chased away at 8:32 PM (LFT). | |||
* '''July 21, 2024''': At 3:00 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen snacking on the feeder, pausing for a few seconds each bite, our beloved Mrs. Kirby left at 3:03 PM (LFT) | |||
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