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{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
{{CatInfobox|name=The Gluttonous Beast|image=Tgb_face.png|caption=The Kibble Destroyer|other_names=Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, [[Mr. Fear]] (speculated + debunked)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers.|personality=Hungry, Very Hungry|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy)
5:18 PM (LFT)|other_relations=[[Mrs. Kirby]] (Arch enemy)
Rivalry with [[Mr. Beetle]]}}
Rivalry with [[Ms. Beetle]]}}


[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]
[[File:Tgb_side.png|thumb|The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with]]
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* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 08:41 AM (LFT), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by [[Mr. Beef]], then promptly left the feeder.
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].
* '''March 09, 2024:''' Around 08:55 PM (LFT), TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming [[Mount Kibble]].
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant]] was eating there, after he left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away.
* '''March 11, 2024:''' Around 08:57 PM (LFT), TGB ate for a few minutes before being assaulted by [[Ms. Rust]] and left. At 09:07 PM (LFT), TGB's second return to the feeder, [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]] was eating there, after she left; TGB started eating. at 09:15 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] came, and TGB hissed at him and ran away.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' Around 10:03 AM (LFT), TGB appeared shortly after [[Mr. Anxiety]] finished puking all over the snack and immediately devoured it. He continued munching for approximately 6 minutes before leaving when [[Dr. Smudge]] appeared. The beast returned at roughly 10:13 AM (LFT) once the coast was clear, and began to destroy the remains of [[Mount Snack]] before satiating his hunger upon the towering [[Mount Kibble]]. After 15 minutes of indulgence, the foul beast was finally appeased and quickly fled the scene.
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.
* '''March 18, 2024:''' Around 02:04 PM (LFT), TGB arrived with a voracious appetite. Due to his overwhelming rate of consumption, he got kibble stuck in his teeth not once, but twice, just seconds apart. The second time, TGB tried to remove the kibble from his mouth using his paw, which itself got stuck; to viewers' worry, he wrestled around on the ground until he freed himself. Afterwards, the Beast briefly reflected on the hubris of his infinite gluttony, then returned to his sinful munching. He departed at 02:15 PM (LFT), totalling 11 minutes, as [[Mr. Piss]] approached the feeder.
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[[Category:Males]]
[[Category:Males]]
[[Category:Orange]]
[[Category:Orange]]
[[Category:Happy Canteen]]