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Mr. Business is rather small in size. This makes his other features appear quite large, such as his ears. He can often be seen with wide, dilated eyes. He also has a light pink nose. | Mr. Business is rather small in size. This makes his other features appear quite large, such as his ears. He can often be seen with wide, dilated eyes. He also has a light pink nose. | ||
[[File:Businessback.png|none|thumb|207x207px|Mr. Business from above]] | [[File:Businessback.png|none|thumb|207x207px|Mr. Business from above]] | ||
== Early Life and Career == | |||
Mr. Business was born on July 2, 1976 in Abilene, Texas. In 1994, he graduated from Cooper High School in Abilene. He studied Finance at Texas State University in San Marcos, TX, and graduated with a Bachelor of Business Administration degree in 1998. In 2000, he began his career in finance with Lehman Brothers, and moved to New York City to work in their World Trade Center office. On September 11, Mr. Business escaped from his office on the 40th floor of the North Tower unharmed. He continued to work for Lehman Brothers until the firm collapsed on September 15, 2008; left with no security net and little prospects due to the ongoing Great Recession, Mr. Business worked a variety of odd jobs before being hired by Morgan Stanley Huaxin Securities in 2015 and moving to China to work in their Beijing office. Today, he resides in Beijing and continues to work for Morgan Stanley Huaxin Securities. | |||
Mr. Business asserts that, despite his tumultuous career, the scariest day of his life was when [[Ms. Sales]] stormed the [[GOODCAT]] feeder and ate all of the present chicken snacks, a moment immortalized in the gif shown in the next section. | |||
== Sightings == | == Sightings == | ||