The Beef Conquest: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 15:27, 21 October 2024

The Beef Conquest was a historical Hello Street Cat event that occurred on February 11th at 4:38am local feeder time.

After the widely detested Mt Kibble had fully blocked the front camera of Mr. Fresh's feeder station for two long, loathsome days, Ms. Texas and Mr. Beef were seen entering the feeder vicinity together.

A short scuffle developed between the two, in which Mr. Beef scared off Ms. Texas, claiming his lone road to Mount Kibble.

As he approached and started to feast on the kibble, viewers noticed movement in the blocked front camera. It seemed as if chunks of Mount Kibble were slowly rolling out of frame.

Slowly but surely, Mr. Beef was taking significant blows at the horrid kibble amalgamation, heroically revealing his warrior snout to the now-cleared front camera.

For his commendable actions, Mr. Beef has received his title Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble.

Mr. Beef is forever in our hearts for the bravery in devouring the mountain that no cat would dare go.

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 '''The Beef Conquest''' was a historical Hello Street Cat event that occurred on February 11th at 4:38am local feeder time.
-After the widely detested [[Mount Kibble|Mt Kibble]] had blocked the front camera of Mr. Fresh's feeder for three long, loathsome days, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Mr. Beef]] were seen entering the feeder vicinity together.
+After the widely detested [[Mount Kibble|Mt Kibble]] had fully blocked the front camera of Mr. Fresh's feeder station for two long, loathsome days, [[Ms. Texas]] and [[Mr. Beef]] were seen entering the feeder vicinity together.
 A short scuffle developed between the two, in which [[Mr. Beef]] scared off [[Ms. Texas]], claiming his lone road to [[Mount Kibble]].
-As he approached and started to feast on the kibble, viewers noticed movement in the blocked front feeder camera, it seemed as if chunks of [[Mount Kibble]] were slowly rolling out of frame.
+As he approached and started to feast on the kibble, viewers noticed movement in the blocked front camera. It seemed as if chunks of [[Mount Kibble]] were slowly rolling out of frame.
+Slowly but surely, [[Mr. Beef]] was taking significant blows at the horrid kibble amalgamation, heroically revealing his warrior snout to the now-cleared front camera.
+For his commendable actions, [[Mr. Beef]] has received his title '''Sir Beefington, Conqueror of Mount Kibble'''.
-Slowly but surely [[Mr. Beef]] was taking significant blows at the horrid kibble amalgamation, heroically revealing his warrior snout to the unblocked front feeder camera.
+Mr. Beef is forever in our hearts for the bravery in devouring the mountain that no cat would dare go.
-For his commendable actions, [[Mr. Beef]] has received his title '''Conqueror of Mount Kibble'''.
+[[Category: Events]]