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-{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlam1.png|caption=Mr. Slam before disaster struck.|other_names="Zi-Er" (lit. "Sprayer-Two")|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Grey tabby with a lighter underbelly.|sex=Male|rarity=Rare|occupation=Getting body slammed by Mrs. Dress|personality=Scared and Shy|first_sighting=Unknown}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Slam|image=MrSlamHead.png|caption=Rare picture of Mr. Slam without him showing his balls.|other_names=From the Chinese Community: Pisser-Two (滋二), Nasty Pisser (臭滋), Piss-Piss (滋滋)
-[[Mr. Slam]], known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a semi-frequent visitor of the respective feeder, mostly eating outside but sometimes entering to eat kibble from the source when [[Mrs. Dress]] isn't around.
+From the English Community: Pisschamp, Pissboy, Nasty Pisschamp|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby|sex=Tomcat (Intact Male)|rarity=Uncommon (when compared to Mrs. Dress)|occupation=Pissing in and out of the feeder.|eye_color=Yellow|personality=Greedy and Disgusting|first_sighting=Unknown|partner=[[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is also the only cat that likes his presence.}}
-He was previously assumed to be Mrs. Dress' fourth son that was left as a stray. That has been proven to be false however, and as of now, said son hasn't been seen or caught on camera.
+'''Mr. Slam''', known by the [[Ten Thousand Kitties House|Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋)]] Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a frequent visitor of said feeder, often coming by after the [[caretaker]]'s daily sessions to feast on the freshly restocked steamed chicken breast and wax gourd kibble. He is deterred by nothing and often gets into trouble with the other cats due to his greed and constant pissing.
-View his feeder here: https://meow.camera/viewer/#4154701567245307824
+He shares a striking resemblance to [[Mrs. Dress]] and [[Mr. Heartbreak]]'s fourth biological son, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], due to both cats being tabbies and seeming brown in color under the feeder's lighting. However, Mr. Slam is considerably fatter compared to [[Mr. Heartthrob]], while Mr. Heartthrob has much more defined lines on his coat compared to Mr. Slam.
 == Behavior ==
-Mr. Slam tends to be very timid, only showing up when no other cats such as Mrs. Dress or [[Mr. Edo]] are around. He prefers to eat from the bowls left outside by the caretaker, so pictures of him are usually very blurry as when he does eat inside, he does so extremely quickly. This behavior is likely related to how Mrs. Dress treats him, based off of the incident that took place the day Mr. Slam was first seen on camera.
+Mr. Slam is the opposite of timid, and is the equivalent of the Ten Thousand Kitties House's personal [[wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]]. He is extremely greedy and disgusting, often eating like a slob before proceeding to piss either inside of the feeder, on the feeder, or in the feeder bowl. Thus, he is hated by both the English and Chinese fandom, and also by the cats in his feeder, excluding [[Mama Tortoiseshell]], who is the sole cat that enjoys his presence.
-[[File:MrSlamEating.png|center|thumb|235x235px|Mr. Slam eating inside the feeder.]]
+Speaking of which, he also has zero semblance of self-awareness, as displayed by him barging into the feeder even when multiple other cats, particularly cats that dislike him to an extreme degree, are already residing inside. This results in him getting beat up, fought off or screamed at, marking him as one of the more pitiful cats in his feeder.
+He is also known for his slouching whenever he decides to eat from the feeder bowl for a prolonged time. However, if there isn't enough space for him to enter the feeder, or if the feeder is occupied by a cat that he is afraid of, he will choose to eat with half of his body appearing from next to the water fountain instead.<gallery mode="packed">
+File:MrSlamSlouching.png|Mr. Slam slouching as he eats, stand up!
+File:MrSlamPeekingIn.png|Mr. Slam peeking in for more food.
+</gallery>
 == Appearance ==
-Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. He's also sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretakers and the Chinese community due to his seemingly dirty-looking coat.
+Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. The lines on his coat are considerably less defined compared to his look-alike, [[Mr. Heartthrob]], with it being blurry at the top but becoming more pronounced the further along his back it goes. He also has a rounder shape to his face, possibly being a causation of his tomcat cheeks, and an even rounder belly that hangs when he is slouching. He is around the same size as [[Mr. Edo]], but smaller in size compared to [[Brother Styles]]. Neither of his ears are clipped as he hasn't been neutered yet.
+Due to his dirty-looking coat and overall fatter appearance, he is sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretaker and the Chinese community.<gallery mode="packed">
+File:MrSlamSideProfile.png|Mr. Slam looking outside
+File:MrSlamFrontView.png|Mr. Slam from the front
+File:MrSlamLeftSide.png|Mr. Slam on his left
+File:MrSlamRightSide.png|Mr. Slam on his right
+File:MrSlamTopView.png|Mr. Slam from the top
+</gallery>
 == Notable Sightings ==
-'''10th March 2024:''' Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that Mrs. Dress was also inside the feeder at the time. Mrs. Dress was initially unbothered,  but once Mr. Slam stayed longer inside the feeder, she proceeded to body slam him, causing him to flee from the feeder in fear. Later that day, Mr. Slam returned to the feeder twice, but he didn't approach. Instead, he stayed at a distance, watching. Of course, Mrs. Dress remained alert during this time, never taking her eyes off Mr. Slam until he left.
+=== March 2024 ===
+* '''March 10, 2024:''' Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that [[Mrs. Dress]] was also inside the feeder at the time. [[Mrs. Dress]] was initially unbothered, but once Mr. Slam stayed longer inside the feeder, she proceeded to body slam him, causing him to flee from the feeder in fear. Later that day, Mr. Slam returned to the feeder twice, but he didn't approach. Instead, he stayed at a distance, watching. Of course, [[Mrs. Dress]] remained alert during this time, never taking her eyes off Mr. Slam until he left. It's important to note that Mr. Slam got his name from this incident.
+* '''March 12, 2024:''' After [[Ms. Tux]]'s brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House, Mr. Slam decided to sneak a couple of bites from the inside of the feeder before leaving soon after at around 08:54 PM (LFT).
 [[File:MrSlamAttack.png|thumb|260x260px|Mrs. Dress body slamming Mr. Slam]]
-It's important to note that Mr. Slam got his name from this incident.
+=== May 2024 ===
+* '''May 06, 2024:''' Mr. Slam showed up briefly but isn't really known what happened due to there just being one picture.
+* '''May 07, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen eating some kibble at 11:15 PM (LFT).
+* '''May 08, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while [[Mrs. Dress]] was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT)
+=== September 2024 ===
+* '''September 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam ate some kibble and scrambled off at the sound of a car honk. He seemed quite relaxed and miraculously managed to not piss anywhere at 7:50 PM (LFT). He left at around 8:00 PM (LFT).
+=== October 2024 ===
+* '''October 15, 2024:''' Mr. Slam went to [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder around 10:04 PM (LFT). Mr. Slam ate around 15 minutes before leaving at 10:19 PM (LFT)
+* '''October 19, 2024:''' Mr. Slam went to [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder after it was replenished with food around 10:20 PM (LFT). He ate for about 10 minutes before noticing something and leaving at 10:31 PM (LFT)
+=== '''November 2024''' ===
+* '''November 17, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was spotted in [[Mrs. Dress]]'s Feeder performing the ancient technique of the shovel with the kibbles.
+* '''November 19th, 2024:''' Mr. Slam was seen eating at 10:30 PM (LFT). Brother Styles and Mrs. Dress were chilling in the upper compartment of the feeder while Mr. Slam chowed down on the kibble. Mr. Slam teleported away at 10:37 PM (LFT)
-'''12th March 2024:''' After Ms. Tux's brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House feeder, Mr. Slam decided to sneak a couple of bites from the inside of the feeder before leaving soon after at around 8:54PM (CST).
+{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
-'''(Note: Some cat sightings are not recorded either due to the cat being a common visitor or not having wiki editors online during the time of their appearance).
-'''
 ==Gallery==
 <gallery>
 File:MrSlamFear.png|Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress.
+File:Mr. Slam eye.png|Mr. Slam looks a bit sad...poor fella
 </gallery>
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+{{TTKCF}}
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+[[Category:Males]]