Mr. Slam

Mr. Slam
Mr. Slam before disaster struck.
Other name(s)	"Zi-Er" (lit. "Sprayer-Two")
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Grey tabby with a lighter underbelly.
Sex	Male
Rarity	Rare
Occupation	Getting body slammed by Mrs. Dress
Personality	Scared and Shy
First known sighting	Unknown

Mr. Slam, known by the Ten Thousand Kitties House's (万猫屋) Chinese community as "Zi-Er" ("滋二", lit. "Sprayer-Two"), is a semi-frequent visitor of the respective feeder, mostly eating outside but sometimes entering to eat kibble from the source when Mrs. Dress isn't around.

He was previously assumed to be Mrs. Dress' fourth son that was left as a stray. That has been proven to be false however, and as of now, said son hasn't been seen or caught on camera.

View his feeder here: https://meow.camera/viewer/#4154701567245307824

Behavior

Mr. Slam tends to be very timid, only showing up when no other cats such as Mrs. Dress or Mr. Edo are around. He prefers to eat from the bowls left outside by the caretaker, so pictures of him are usually very blurry as when he does eat inside, he does so extremely quickly. This behavior is likely related to how Mrs. Dress treats him, based off of the incident that took place the day Mr. Slam was first seen on camera.

Appearance

Mr. Slam is a brown tabby with a lighter underbelly and yellow eyes. He's also sometimes referred to as an "ugly boy" by both the caretakers and the Chinese community due to his seemingly dirty-looking coat.

Notable Sightings

March 2024

March 10 2024: Mr. Slam gained enough courage to enter the feeder to eat. However, what he didn't notice was that Mrs. Dress was also inside the feeder at the time. Mrs. Dress was initially unbothered, but once Mr. Slam stayed longer inside the feeder, she proceeded to body slam him, causing him to flee from the feeder in fear. Later that day, Mr. Slam returned to the feeder twice, but he didn't approach. Instead, he stayed at a distance, watching. Of course, Mrs. Dress remained alert during this time, never taking her eyes off Mr. Slam until he left. It's important to note that Mr. Slam got his name from this incident.
March 12 2024: After Ms. Tux's brief takeover of the Ten Thousand Kitties House feeder, Mr. Slam decided to sneak a couple of bites from the inside of the feeder before leaving soon after at around 08:54 PM (LFT).

May 2024

May 06 2024: Mr. Slam showed up briefly but isn't really known what happened due to there just being one picture.

May 07 2024: Mr. Slam was seen eating some kibble at 11:15 PM (LFT).

May 08 2024: Mr. Slam was seen was seen eating some kibble while Ms. Dress was sleeping at 01:54 AM (LFT)

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Mr. Slam after getting defeated by Mrs. Dress.
Mr. Slam top view
Mr. Slam's face

List of feeders and their cats
Happy Canteen (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr./Ms. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Ms. Princess • Mr. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Mr. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Auspicious Restaurant (list)	Mr. Bleach • Mr. Chomp • Mr. Chonk • Ms. Double • Ms. Eeper • Mr. Ghost Ms. Meteor • Ms. Milk • Mr. Oreo • Ms. Owl • Ms. Note • Ms. Polar Mr. Pumpkin • Mr. Silk • Mr. Snakeskin • Mr. Sunflower • Mr. Swole • Mr. Drumstick
Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list)	Mr. Chocomilk • Mr. Cow • Mr. Despair • Ms. Dip • Ms. Dot • Mr. Excavator Ms. Glare • Ms. Mouse • Mr. Moustache • Ms. Nuke • Ms. Pacman • Mr. Panda Mr. Porcupine • Mr. Sandwich • Mr. Snack • Ms. Snack • Ms. Tortilla • Mr. Wet Mr. Zeus • The Snack Children
Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list)	Dr. House • Mr. Blanket • Mr. Blotch • Mr. Dao • Ms. Exclamation Mark • Ms. Fierce • Mr. Horseshoe • Ms. Rattle • Mr. Squeeze • Mr. Sweetpea • Mr. Virtue
App Only Feeder Cats (list)	Ms. Leopard • Ms. Sleep • Ms. Mom • Soup Dumpling • Mr. Shock • Mrs. Gaia • The Titans Mrs. Chlorine • Boron, Carbon, Gold • Mrs. Dress • Mr. Edo • Mr. Slam
Unlisted Cats (list)	Mr. Bear • Ms. Bowlie • Mr. Brave • Mr. Fear • Ms. Jaundice • Ms. Big Mr. Cream
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