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{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Chicken|other_names=Mr. Piss II, Mr. Balls, Mr. Turkey|image=Mr.ChickenFace1.png|caption=Mr. Chicken's Face|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat= Red (orange) Tabby with Medium White Spotting|sex=Intact Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Rotisserie chicken, cannibal, getting beat up by Mr. Piss, Gangster|appearance=His flexibility makes him resemble that of a chicken}}

'''Mr. Chicken''' is an orange and white cat from [[Happy Canteen]]. He gets his name from his strange chicken-like shape and his tendency to lose fights. He has been a victim of [[Mr. Piss]]'s attacks. Despite this, he is a member of the [[The Piss Alliance|Piss Alliance]].  

Mr. Chicken is a bicolor orange tabby. He is orange with a white underside. He has a faint white stripe on his neck and a clear white stripe along his right thigh. A small patch of white fur can also be seen on the side of his face. He assumes a chicken-like formation whilst eating from the feeder.

[[File:Mr. Chicken eating.png|none|thumb|263x263px|Mr. Chicken from above]]

* '''March 04, 2024:''' At 06:49 AM (LFT), He is seen entering the feeder as [[Ms. Chunky]] growls at him, until she eventually leaves 3-4 minutes later.

* '''March 09, 2024:''' At around 11:35 AM (LFT) he entered and ate for 5 minutes.

* '''March 13, 2024:''' Seen eating at 05:00 AM (LFT) and leaving with chicken bits on his head and left showing his large balls.

*'''March 23, 2024''': At around 06:21 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was spotted at the feeder, desiring nourishment. He ate kibble and snacks for 5 minutes with little hassle, besides occasionally being ''snacked'', gaining a light frosting to his head. However, once finished, we saw crucial evidence of Mr. Chicken living up to his other name, ''Mr. Piss II''. Following in the footsteps of infamous [[Mr. Piss]], he turned around and unleashed his wrath upon the feeder. Although a short event, we can only dread to think of what horrors he may unleash in the future, with Mr. Piss' influence by his side. May we be saved from his ultimate wrath.

*'''April 06, 2024:''' Around 08:35 (LFT), Mr. Chicken forcibly removed [[Ms. Pretty]] from the feeder, flipping her like a pancake. He then munched for a few minutes before leaving the feeder as quickly as he came.

*'''April 07, 2024:''' At around 12:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken shown up to the feeder while [[Ms. Rust]] was occupying it. After a hiss from Ms. Rust, she ran away in the other direction of Mr. Chicken, handing the feeder to him. Mr. Chicken enjoyed a comfy few minutes of eating and then left.

* '''April 08, 2024:''' At around 10:39 AM (LFT), during the rain, Mr. Chicken approached the feeder as [[Ms. Paint]] was in it. Ms. Paint quickly left, so Mr. Chicken took the spot and ate for five minutes before leaving too.

* '''April 16, 2024:''' Arrived at 10:35 AM (LFT) and munched for about 8 minutes before leaving at 10:42 AM

* '''April 27, 2024:''' At around 05:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken walked in on [[Dr. Smudge]] and [[Mr. Egg]]. [[Ms. Warn]] snuck up from the top right, but left shortly after. The trio of white-orange cats remained in a tense situation for another several minutes. Mr. Chicken eventually lost interest, but returned shortly after, whilst [[Dr. Smudge]] was eating alone. What ensued was a very intense stand-off, [[Dr. Smudge]] growling and hissing at Mr. Chicken for several minutes. The reason for this is unknown. He was eventually scared off, sitting outside the feeder as Mr. Chicken began to eat. Eventually, at 05:36 PM (LFT), [[Dr. Smudge]] crawled back inside, stalking Mr. Chicken from behind. The rest of the encounter was tense, but peaceful. Mr. Chicken stopped eating at 05:41 PM (LFT) and left the feeder, leaving [[Dr. Smudge]] alone.

* '''May 18, 2024:''' At 07:54 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken Peed on the kibble in retaliation for [[Mrs. Kirby]] threatening to hit him the whole time he was eating.

* '''May 29, 2024:''' At around 05:40 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen munching on some kibble. He then left and proceeded to spray against the feeder.

** At 07:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken scared away an unidentified tabby cat, and ate for the following 4 minutes. [[Mr. Piss]] appeared and waited for Mr. Chicken to finish. Mr. Chicken, however, seemingly scared [[Mr. Piss]] away and kept eating. [[Mr. Piss]] soon reappeared and smacked Mr. Chicken on the head, which followed with them battling off camera.

* '''May 30, 2024:''' Around 10:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was seen eating from the feeder with his signature chicken-shaped loaf.  

* '''June 02, 2024:''' At 08:19 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken is seen at Happy Canteen, eating with his super long neck stretched. He left at 08:23 AM (LFT)

* '''June 07, 2024:''' At 12:45 AM (LFT), Mr Chicken was spotted eating kibble until about 00:49 AM (LFT) where he stood partly outside, clearly annoyed at something. He started meowing loudly at it for a while. The dispute went on for a while but Mr. Chicken eventually left at around 00:59 AM (LFT).

* '''June 18, 2024:''' At around 9:10 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen eating for a few minutes before flashing his balls to the camera while leaving.

* '''June 27, 2024:''' At 07:41 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken feasted on the feeder for several minutes. Then, he did his pissing ritual on cam. It is an enigma how cats can still eat with all that Mr. Chicken stank.

* '''June 28, 2024:''' At 03:52 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken munched on kibble for 5 minutes. While he was eating, he got covered in freeze-dried crumbs.

* '''June 29, 2024:''' At 11:26 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken munched on kibble for 5 minutes. He pissed on the feeder, asserting dominance.

* '''July 08, 2024:''' Around 09:15 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate vigorously at the feeder, with what looked to be a bee sting above his left eye. At 09:22 AM, some sort of industrial equipment was heard faintly buzzing in the background, which startled him from his meal. He looked around confused, before exiting the feeder at 09:23 AM, flashing the camera on his way out. At 09:24 AM, growling and fighting was heard outside the feeder, likely between Mr. Chicken and another cat.

* '''July 18, 2024''': At around 06:40 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken scared [[Ms. Puke]] away with his presence and proceeded to have a little nibble on the kibble, before leaving shortly after.

* '''July 28, 2024''': Mr. Chicken was seen eating around 10:50 AM (LFT). While leaving, only his tail in frame, he was heard yowling angrily at another unidentified cat.

File:2parkedcars.webp|Mr. Chicken (right) peacefully eating beside [[Mr. Wishbone]] (left).

File:Mr. Chicken spotted!!.jpg|Mr. Chicken eating

File:Mrballs.png|Mr. Chicken showing why he is also known as Mr. Balls.

File:Mr.chickenwrath.png|''Chilling:'' moments before Mr. Chicken followed in Mr. Piss' footsteps

File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1717518859757.png|the chicken pose at a slightly different angle

File:Mr. Chicken after having food poured on him..png|Mr. Chicken eating with food on him.

File:Chicken Rizz.jpg|Mr. Chicken rizzing up the ladies

File:Mr chicken getting his tail stuck on yellow orb.gif|His tail got stuck on the yellow orb

File:How rude.gif|Mr. Chicken chasing out a cat that called him ugly

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