Mr. Chicken
 Mr. Chicken's Face | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Piss II, Mr. Balls |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | White and orange tabby |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Cannibal, getting beat up by Mr. Piss |
| Appearance | His flexibility makes him resemble that of a chicken |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
Mr. Chicken is an orange and white cat who gets his name from his strange chicken-like shape and his tendency to lose fights. He has been a victim of Mr. Brawl's attacks. He is a member of the Piss Alliance.
Many cats have been confused for Mr. Chicken due to other orange cats taking on a similar chicken posture. Due to this, the current true identity of this cat is unknown for now. However, some believe the "true" Mr. Chicken is the one who seems to have a faint white stripe on his neck.
Behavior
Sometimes he is referred to as "Mr. Balls" by English speakers, as he is not neutered and regularly flashes his balls right into the back camera. He gets along well with other cats (other than Mr. Brawl) and tends to avoid conflict.
Appearance
Mr. Chicken is a bicolor orange tabby. He is orange with a white underside. He has a faint white stripe on his neck and a faint white stripe along his right thigh. Near the beginning of the restream, the area around his throat appeared shaved and he seemed to have some sort of injury. His fur has since grown back.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 13, 2024: Was seen once around 09:35 PM (LFT).
- February 17, 2024: Mr. Chicken was again seen around 06:10 PM (LFT). He was also seen feasting upon the Mount Kibble that had been dispensed earlier.
- February 20, 2024: Around 08:20 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken pissed into the food (technically sprayed), earning him the nickname "Mr. Piss II". Ms. Chunky witnessed the event before immediately going for the food herself. Later that day, Mr. Chicken was sighted with a fresh scar next to his left eye, possibly from a fight.
March 2024
- March 01, 2024: At 12:00 AM (LFT) he came by for a meal.
- March 04, 2024: At 06:49 AM (LFT), He is seen entering the feeder as Ms. Chunky growls at him, until she eventually leaves 3-4 minutes later.
- March 09, 2024: At around 11:35 AM (LFT) he entered and ate for 5 minutes.
- March 12, 2024: seen at 08:18 PM (LFT) eating chicken treats while having bits of the treats on his forehead and left at 8:25pm
- March 13, 2024: Seen eating at 05:00 AM (LFT) and leaving with chicken bits on his head and left showing his large balls.
- March 15, 2024:
- Mr. Chicken appeared at 05:40 PM (LFT) and ate for a few minutes and then left swishing his tail furiously.
- At 11:34 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken appeared and fervently ate kibbles. He assumed the iconic chicken pose for about four minutes and then left.
- March 17, 2024: At 02:13 AM (LFT), Mr. Bald sprinted away after being confronted, so he went up and began munching for a while. No chicken pose this time.
- March 18, 2024: At 11:14 AM (LFT) Mr. Chicken would appear about a minute after Mr. Bald left. Only eating for 2 minutes as well. It seems like something about the Happy Canteen was cursed at this time.
- March 19, 2024 At 08:54 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken Would appear for about 6 minutes and eat while Mr. Chunky watched, Mr. Chicken would leave and Mr. Chunky would take over the munching.
- March 20, 2024:
- At 02:12 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate at the feeder for around 7 minutes. He seemed very concerned by the bottom right corner. As he left, he stopped to stare at the corner again, and Mr. Bald peeked in. Mr. Chicken meowed at him before he left. He also flashed his balls at the camera, as per usual. Shameless.
- Later that day at 06:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Chicken was seen munchin on some kibble, in his usual chicken pose. No ball flashing was present this time when he left at 06:18 PM (LFT).
- March 23, 2024: At around 06:21 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken was spotted at the feeder, desiring nourishment. He ate kibble and snacks for 5 minutes with little hassle, besides occasionally being snacked, gaining a light frosting to his head. However, once finished, we saw crucial evidence of Mr. Chicken living up to his other name, Mr. Piss II. Following in the footsteps of infamous Mr. Piss, he turned around and unleashed his wrath upon the feeder. Although a short event, we can only dread to think of what horrors he may unleash in the future, with Mr. Piss' influence by his side. May we be saved from his ultimate wrath.
April 2024
- April 02 2024: Mr. Chicken eats some kibble after scaring Mr. Island away.
- April 04, 2024:
- At 02:07 and 03:18 (LFT), Mr. Chicken arrived to the feeder to enjoy some snacks for a few minutes.
- At Around 01:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken ate some snacks, pissed on the tarp, then left.
- April 06, 2024: Around 08:35 (LFT), Mr. Chicken forcibly removed Ms. Pretty from the feeder, flipping her like a pancake. He then munched for a few minutes before leaving the feeder as quickly as he came.
- April 07, 2024: At around 12:19 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken shown up to the feeder while Ms. Rust was occupying it. After a hiss from Ms. Rust, she ran away in the other direction of Mr. Chicken, handing the feeder to him. Mr. Chicken enjoyed a comfy few minutes of eating and then left.
- April 08, 2024: At around 10:39 AM (LFT), during the rain, Mr. Chicken approached the feeder as Ms. Paint was in it. Ms. Paint quickly left, so Mr. Chicken took the spot and ate for five minutes before leaving too.
- April 10, 2024: At 03:02 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken slowly approached the feeder. He consumed kibble for 8 minutes before leaving.
- April 16, 2024: Arrived at 10:35 AM (LFT) and munched for about 8 minutes before leaving at 10:42 AM
- April 27, 2024: At around 05:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Chicken walked in on Dr. Smudge and Mr. Egg. Ms. Warn snuck up from the top right, but left shortly after. The trio of white-orange cats remained in a tense situation for another several minutes. Mr. Chicken eventually lost interest, but returned shortly after, whilst Dr. Smudge was eating alone. What ensued was a very intense stand-off, Dr. Smudge growling and hissing at Mr. Chicken for several minutes. The reason for this is unknown. He was eventually scared off, sitting outside the feeder as Mr. Chicken began to eat. Eventually, at 05:36 PM (LFT), Dr. Smudge crawled back inside, stalking Mr. Chicken from behind. The rest of the encounter was tense, but peaceful. Mr. Chicken stopped eating at 05:41 PM (LFT) and left the feeder, leaving Dr. Smudge alone.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Chicken (right) peacefully eating beside Mr. Wishbone (left).
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Mr. Chicken sighted on 14 February 2024. The picture shows the lack of fur around his throat.
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Mr. Chicken eating.
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Mr. Chicken eating 20.02.2024 01:15.
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Mr. Chicken eating at 17:05 24.02.24.
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Mr. Chicken showing why he is also known as Mr. Balls.
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Chilling: moments before Mr. Chicken followed in Mr. Piss' footsteps
