Mr. Impolite
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
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Coat | Brown Tabby with White |
Sex | Male |
Rarity | Rare |
Appearance | Oily and gross |
First known sighting | November 4, 2024 |
Mr. Impolite is a cat who visits the Happy Canteen. He is often confused for Stinky Looking Guy. He is known for drooling on kibble and spending way too much time in the feeder grooming himself, hence the name.
Behavior
Mr. Impolite tends to spend lots of time grooming himself in the feeder. Despite his frequent grooming, he looks quite nasty.
Appearance
Mr. Impolite is known for looking quite nasty. He is mostly brown, with a small amount of white on his lips and chest.


Sightings
November 2024
- November 4, 2024: At around 3:30 AM (LFT), Mr. Impolite was seen for the first time, drooling into the feeder bowl.
December 2024
- December 2, 2025: At around 7:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Impolite was seen in the Happy Canteen.
- December 17, 2025: At 7:42 PM (LFT), Mr. Impolite made some goofy faces for the camera.
February 2025
- February 21, 2025: At 2:43 AM (LFT), Mr. Impolite was seen grooming himself, looking very sickly.
March 2025
- March 26, 2025: At 7:47 PM (LFT), Mr. Impolite was seen begging for kibble and almost looking like a normal, healthy cat.
- March 27, 2025: At 4:49 PM (LFT), Mr. Impolite cleaned his back in the Happy Canteen.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Impolite is kicked out of the feeder by Stinky Looking Guy. (GIF)
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Mr. Impolite from above.
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Mr. Impolite sticking his tongue out.
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How he got his name. (From his first sighting.)
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Mr. Impolite looking like a cutie.
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Diva Impolite posing and flipping for the audience. (GIF)