Lil Puke is a child of Mrs. Island who appears more commonly than his two other siblings. First appeared on August 24, 2024, he was seen with a crooked tail and a red sore eye, hence the name Eyeland. Due to his appearance being strikingly similar to that of Mr. Puke, he was also given the more relevant name Lil Puke. Nowadays, his eyes are in good shape, and his tail is not a major concern. He is also a prominent figure in the kibble conquest, known to dethrone any cat occupying the feeder through his bombastic taunt.
Behavior
When Lil Puke first appeared with Mrs. Island and his siblings, he was curious and shy. He was also smacked a lot by his mother when he tried to reach for the kibble, probably as a warning for his gluttony. A month after his initial visit, Lil Puke began to visit the feeder on his own. He takes after his mother in terms of rudeness, always meowing at other cats whenever his hunger calls for kibbles. Taking advantage of his small body, he loves hiding beneath the feeder and sneak attacks any approaching cats. He rivals and outweighs Mr. Beef in scaring other cats from the feeder. To Mr. Puke, he is quite friendly and obedient. The two may have formed a close alliance together.
Appearance
Compared to his two siblings, Lil Puke is the most similar to his mother although he has much more orange patches than her. His back pattern may take after Mr. Beef, with his biggest patch looking like the state of Nebraska rotated. His orange mouth and white forehead are closely akin to Mr. Puke, hence his namesake. He is most noticeable by his bent tail.
Lil Puke's back pattern compared to his mother
Lil Puke's back pattern when he was skinny
Lil Puke is now plump after two months of grinding
Sightings
August 2024
August 24, 2024: At 10:39 PM (LFT), Lil Puke and his siblings made their debut at Happy Canteen. They were curious and picking up kibbles on the floor. As they heard the feeder's sound for the first time, they jumped in fear and ran away. When their mother approached the feeder, Lil Puke jumped right onto the floor and came beside her. As a result, Mrs. Island gave him a violent slap on the head, but Lil Puke tried to reach closer. After Mrs. Island had taken her leave, Lil Puke and his sibling overtook the feeder until they were, once again, scared by the dispenser's sound. Mrs. Island came back shortly after, and Lil Puke also returned. Once Mrs. Island left again, Lil Puke familiarized himself with the feeder, but decided to flee away in fear as snacks were dropped. When Mrs. Island and Lil Puke came back for the third time, the latter meowed out loud, receiving a hit by his mother. Poor guy! Nevertheless, he got the food to himself and choked a little bit like The Gluttonous Beast. Then, he ultimately ran away when the feeder dispensed for the fourth time.
October 2024
October 25, 2024: At 6:50 AM (LFT), Lil Puke provoked the first mob: Mr. Sphurx. While the latter was overlooking his left, the former began squeezing beneath the feeder. As he cried his iconic meow, Mr. Sphurx heaved into the young boy who successfully tucked inside. Livid, Mr. Sphurx attempted to smack Lil Puke on the right to no avail. At 12:15 PM (LFT), Lil Puke resurfaced and enjoyed his scrumptious lunch. This warrior must not be underestimated.
November 2024
Lil Puke scares a tabby catNovember 10, 2024: At 1:28 AM (LFT), Lil Puke's underground tactic has advanced, being able to scare away a grown tabby cat without being present. When he rose up, he trained his masterful Kung Fu to prepare for another menace in the canteen: Mrs. Kirby herself. At 1:45 AM, Mrs. Kirby was in the radar. Lil Puke decided to scare her from behind, which worked super effectively. He claimed the throne and ate for three minutes.
November 21, 2024: At 2:33 PM (LFT), while Lil Puke was deep into his lunch, Mr. Beef decided to approach the feeder after a lengthy sunbath session. Frightened, Lil Puke agilely hid beneath the feeder, causing Mr. Beef to be curious and peek under it. He was quite uninterested and walked away. Immediately after, Lil Puke ascended from the ground, eating as if nothing had happened.
November 23, 2024: At 3:33 PM (LFT), while Mr. Snoob and Mr. Honk were having a dispute, Lil Puke slowly approached the feeder from the front left. After Mr. Snoob's departure, Mr. Honk is stuck between the two Pukes: Lil Puke on the left and Mr. Puke on the right. Defeated, Mr. Honk retreated in vain, paving way for Mr. Puke to claim the hill. Lil Puke did not have the chance to eat, however; he came across one when Mr. Beef was eating at 3:59 PM. Here, he impulsively jumped onto the feeder and yelled aloud. Mr. Beef was flabbergasted and ran away, leaving the buffet for Lil Puke. Winner winner, chicken dinner!
November 24, 2024: At 1:28 PM (LFT), Lil Puke casually entered the feeder. His size transcended the ability to go underground, but at least he has defined his position on the street. What will the future be for Lil Puke? A rap career, perhaps? He took his leave at 1:33 PM.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.) (LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
Lil Puke waits patiently while Mr. Honk is having beef with Mr. Snoob
