Uno Jr.
Other name(s) | Lil One, Mr. Turnip |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | White and brown tabby |
Sex | Male |
Rarity | Very common |
Occupation | Underground mole, king of the wooden throne |
Appearance | White with a brown tabby patch on the back. Has black nose. |
Personality | Childish, troublemaking, intelligent |
First known sighting | January 6, 2025 |
Relations | |
Parents | Mrs. Kirby (suspected) |
Siblings | Mr. Catbus (suspected) |
Partner | None |
Children | None |
Other | Friend/foe: Lil Puke |
Uno Jr. (also known as Lil One) is a small brown tabby cat discovered at Happy Canteen on early January, 2025. He is allegedly from Mrs. Kirby's second litter. He usually occupies the nearby wooden table, allowing himself very close proximity to the feeder. Many cats have got into various relationship with him, but they are all sure he is an energetic one. Uno Jr. is named after a single tabby patch on his back, similar to Mr. One.
Behavior
Uno Jr. is a very playful and mischievous cat. He is quick to adapt to the environment around him. He did not run away on his first reaction to the feeder, learned to hide beneath the feeder and climb atop the feeder, and occasionally created conflicts with other cats.
Uno Jr. was sometime seen preferring snacks, which may be attributed to Mrs. Kirby's grabbing of a single piece of snack on her mouth back in November 2024. Nowadays, Mrs. Kirby doesn't seem interested in Uno Jr. She even smacked him on his first appearance.
He is quite favorable among Ms. Paint and Mr. Beef, who sniffed him every time they met. There was one time Mr. Beef intimidated Mrs. Princess away to get a clearer look at Uno Jr. How weird.
Uno Jr. has an on-and-off relationship with Lil Puke. Lil Puke sometime chased after Uno Jr. into the bottom of the feeder, into which the former no longer squeezed himself. On another occasion, they shared sweet kiss.
Uno Jr.'s greatest enemies are Ms. Fluff and Mr. Sus. Mr. Sus had chased him multiple times, which Uno Jr. had to retreat.
Appearance
Uno Jr. bears significant resemblance to Mr. One: a white cat with a single tabby patch on the upper right back. Even more so, he only has one small brown patch below his left ear. His tail is dyed in tabby stripes, with the exception at the tip, and nose is a bit blackened like his alleged mother. The back of all of his four legs is also inked in black.
Sightings
January 2025
- January 6, 2025: At 1:19 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. was first seen visiting Happy Canteen. While Mr. Chicken was eating, he decided to "mark his territory" on him, indicating his prolonged reign over the feeder. After the former had left, Uno Jr. went to the feeder and ate for a minute before being smacked by Mrs. Kirby herself. He evacuated to the nearby table, patiently waiting for his (alleged) mother to finish her meal and some more time to ensued. Uno Jr. regained his composure and returned to the feeder at 2:50 AM. Unfamiliar with technology, he was a little bit taken aback when the feeder dropped some food, but he did not retreat. In fact, he enjoyed the meal for a mere 10 minutes and returned to the table outside. After at least 20 minutes, Uno Jr. disappeared into the night, concluding his UNO move.
- January 9, 2025: At 5:51 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. started playing DOS (i.e appearing for the second time), staring into the back camera like Mrs. Kirby. He saw his fanbase growing day by day.
- January 11, 2025: Uno Jr. was seen at 10:41 PM (LFT), munching at the back dispenser.
- January 13, 2025 (Uno Jr.'s conquest): At 9:12 AM (LFT), while Ms. Croissant was enjoying breakfast, Uno Jr. sniffed her from behind, making her flip and run away in fear. He returned at around 3:20 PM. During this time, he was approached from behind by Ms. Paint, who sniffed his tail very enthusiastically. Ms. Charlie, who was walking by, cringed at her friend and walked past them. Nevertheless, Uno Jr. was diving into kibbles, unbothered by the surrounding cats. At 3:23 PM, after the calicos had left, Mrs. Kirby peeked in at the gluttonous Uno Jr., but quickly hopped into the lush forest. Uno Jr. swiftly turned his head out, then quickly returned to eating. At 3:25 PM, Mr. Puke was seen from afar, but he sat there, observing his student inspecting the feeder, which was Lil Puke. At 3:27 PM, Lil Puke approached Uno Jr. from behind, but his effort rendered fultile, and Uno Jr. continued eating like a machine. That was only until Ms. Fluff, the menace in the eyes of the Bald Congress, got Uno Jr.'s attention, climbed onto the feeder at 3:31 PM and slapped him off the base. Meanwhile, Mr. Puke came closer and yawned humorously. Don't take this for granted, though, because Uno Jr. returned 30 minutes later. Unveiling Mrs. Kirby's gene, Uno Jr. dethroned Mr. Puke and regained the feeder. For the next few minutes, he braggadociously gazed upon the back camera, showing his untouchable status. Later in the night, Uno Jr. learned Lil Puke's underground tactic and decided to demonstrate it on Mr. Void. At 9:59 PM, Uno Jr. managed to cross the feeder from beneath to impress the cat above, but Mr. Void was not interested at all. What a long and adventurous day, wasn't it?
- January 14, 2025: At 3:20 PM (LFT), Uno Jr. arrived in a pleasant afternoon. Eight minutes later, Mr. Puke appeared from behind, prompting Uno Jr. to climb atop the feeder to escape. Though struggling for a bit, he made it! He appeared again at 8:20 PM but left because there was no snack. Remember Mrs. Kirby used to grab one piece of snack before leaving? This is definitely her child! At 8:51 PM, Uno Jr. jumped off the wooden table and showed up while two orange cats were having a heated argument. The cat at the back retreated, allowing the cat on the left to eat peacefully. Georgetown University is looking for this prodigy. He returned at 10:42 PM, being silly as any cat should be!
- January 15, 2025: With his whereabout very close to the feeder, Uno Jr. had frequently showed up since 0:00 AM (LFT). At 1:00 AM, he was sniffed by Ms. Paint again. He appeared later in the afternoon, at 2:43 PM. At 2:54 PM, Uno Jr. decided to come as Lil Puke had just finished his meal. They had a brief conversation, then Lil Puke left. At 2:56 PM, Uno Jr. got sniffed by Ms. Paint again (again).
- January 16, 2025: Uno Jr. made his daily checkup at 6:24 PM (LFT).
- January 17, 2025: The undefeatable made a visit at 7:22 PM (LFT).
- January 18, 2025: At 1:18 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. was seen playing with Mr. Sonic beneath the feeder.
- January 20, 2025: At 1:44 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. was seen sleeping with Mr. Chicken. In the evening, other cats had gotten fed up with Uno Jr.'s mischief. As they approached Uno Jr., he flexibly hid beneath the feeder. Some notable cats included Mr. Sus and the original underground mole himself, Lil Puke.
- January 22, 2025: Uno Jr. was seen playing around with Chinese New Year's decorative ornament at 10:59 AM (LFT). In the gloomy afternoon, at 5:23 PM, Uno Jr. ran quickly to the feeder, apparently fleeing from Mr. Sus. However, he was now cornered as Mr. Sus approached the feeding bowl. Uno Jr. delivered some slaps, but Mr. Sus tackled back. Mr. Sus attempted to shove his head into the bowl, but Uno Jr. smacked him again. While Mr. Sus was contemplating his next move, Uno Jr. escaped in safety. 20 minutes later, Uno Jr. decided to put his rage on the orange cat he saved the other day. At 6:22 PM, while Ms. Texas was having dinner, Uno Jr. squeezed himself beneath the feeder, prompting her to jump off. Lil Puke was tailing behind and attempted to reach into the gap using his paws. Lil Puke was too big to get in now, so he admitted defeat and retreated.
- January 23, 2025: At 0:46 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. was greeted through a kiss by Mr. Beef. Just as the two hopefully established a friendly relationship, while Mrs. Princess was observing Uno Jr., Mr. Beef scared her away and attempted to confront him. Little success, Mr. Beef grumpily left. You are on your own, kid.
- January 24, 2025: At 2:52 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. checked up at the feeder for a nightly snack. Two minutes later, Lil Puke the arch-nemesis showed up. Surprisingly, Lil Puke let go off his past conflict and kissed Uno Jr. very dramatically. At 2:58 AM, Uno Jr. let Lil Puke have his meal in peace. Boys will always be boys.
- January 25, 2025: At 9:41 AM (LFT), Uno Jr. went to the feeder for a healthy breakfast. During the meantime, Ms. Loop occupied his wooden table, and Mr. Sus waited outside for him, more patiently and less violently this time. Uno Jr. left at 9:46 AM for his arch-nemesis. At 10:36 AM, Uno Jr. arrived again at the feeder to eat, while Mrs. Chunky was guarding his wooden table. He was sniffed once by Mr. Beef, who left afterward. He left at 10:42 AM.
- January 26, 2025: After Mrs. Princess left at 2:50 PM (LFT), Uno Jr. approached the feeder from behind. He was, once again, sniffed by Ms. Paint, but he did not bother. He left three minutes later.
- January 29, 2025: The newly named “Mr. Turnip” (still Uno Jr., new name) showed up and ate for a few minutes at around 9:25 LFT.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Uno Jr.'s conquest (January 13, 2025)
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Uno Jr. first taunted Ms. Croissant at 9:12 AM (LFT).
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3:20 PM (LFT) - Ms. Charlie stares in disbelief as Ms. Paint sniffes Uno Jr.'s tail.
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3:23 PM (LFT) - Mrs. Kirby leapt like a rabbit while Uno Jr. was eating.
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3:25 PM (LFT) - Mr. Puke arrives, but he is waiting for something off-camera.
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Uno Jr. inspected by Lil Puke.
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3:31 PM (LFT) - Uno Jr. defeated by Ms. Fluff.
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Mr. Puke screams after Uno Jr. was taken off the feeder.
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Uno Jr. celebrates his victory (featuring Ms. Patches).
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Mr. Rev tries to find some smoke with the upcoming warrior, to no avail.
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trolololol
Gallery
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The face of the kitten who defeated Ms. Croissant, Ms. Paint, Lil Puke, and Mr. Puke.
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I won, but at what cost? (referring to the lack of food)
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Uno Jr. turns back and smiles, taking pride in his street credit.
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Uno Jr. screams at the top of his lungs.
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Uno Jr. - King of the Wooden Throne is performing his peacekeeper duty.
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Uno Jr. intervenes a verbal argument between two orange cats.
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Can you believe this kitten just resolved a conflict a few minutes ago?
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Uno Jr. carefully listens to Mr. Chicken's ASMR.
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Uno Jr. forms a mountain.
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Uno Jr. in a failed battle against Mr. Sus.
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Uno Jr. shares a dramatic kiss with Mr. Beef.
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Diplomatic relation failed.
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Uno Jr. reconciles with Lil Puke and gives him lots of kisses.
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¡Hola!
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If this picture doesn't proof he is Mrs. Kirby's child, there is nothing else to prove.
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Uno Jr. is complimenting your home security system, or is he?
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Uno Jr. has devilish intentions.
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Uno Jr.'s side profile.