Ms. Lag

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Ms. Lag

Ms. Lag trying to charm you
Other name(s) SCP-795
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Tortie
Sex Female
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation Euclid Class SCP
Appearance Tortie with an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin
Personality Determined
First known sighting Unknown, possibly Feburary 11, 2024
Parents Unknown
Siblings None
Partner None
Children Unknown

Ms. Lag is a dark tortoiseshell cat with a white half-marking on her chin who visits the Happy Canteen feeder. She is often confused with Ms. Burnt, Ms. Warn and Ms. Rust.


Upon arrival, Ms. Lag inexplicably causes the stream to lag, which makes viewers think she could possess anomalous abilities, similar to that of an SCP. Typically, she is observed eating by herself.


Ms. Lag has a black coat with two faint lines and an orange square on her back. She has a straight TNR chip on her right ear. She has an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin.

Comparison between Ms. Lag and Ms. Burnt


February 2024

  • February 11, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared, and as a result of her unbelievable powers, the cameras and sound started freezing. She showed up a second time the same day, however this time she spared the cameras from her powers.
  • February 13, 2024: She appeared again, causing multiple, frequent stutters in sound and camera quality.
  • February 19, 2024: She was sighted again, where she would feast for nearly 20 minutes. Throughout almost the entirety of her supper, the camera froze consistently, with only ~1.5 seconds between each freeze.
  • February 22, 2024: At 02:23 AM (LFT), Ms. Lag appeared and caused camera lags every 1.4 secs. She stayed eating for a bit of time.
  • February 23, 2024: She appeared again at 11:46 PM (LFT).
  • February 25, 2024: She was seen munching for 5 minutes at 04:47 AM (LFT). Surprisingly, she didn't make the camera lag. Maybe the wizards who gave her the power to interrupt radio signal changed their mind...

March 2024

  • March 03, 2024: Seen yet again in the afternoon munching for around 8 minutes, lagging the stream again. It appears the wizards did not change their mind.
  • March 07, 2024: Started munching at about 03:50 PM (LFT), and unceremoniously caused the stream to lag repeatedly. The wizards seem to wish to spite the wiki editor from February 25th.
  • March 10, 2024: She appeared and ate for 3 minutes, this time not lagging the stream.
  • March 21, 2024: She began snacking on kibble, this time able to make the stream lag severely. The wizards seem to have changed their minds.

April 2024

  • April 08, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared at 02:54 AM (LFT) but miraculously, the stream didn’t lag. She was seen again around 08:23 AM (LFT), once more not lagging the stream.

May 2024

  • May 09, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared on stream around 08:30 AM (LFT) at the Happy Canteen feeder. An unidentified cat was there previously, and the stream was fine. However, once Ms. Lag took their place, she began lagging out the stream until the stream would then stop responding for around 2-3 minutes, and when the stream responded back, she was no longer present. Weirdly, after she was gone, the lights started flickering for around 16 seconds.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")


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Ms. InceptionMr. IslandMr. JanitorMs. KibbleMs. KirbyMs. Lag
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Mr. NormalMr. OneMs. PaintMr. PatchMr. PissMr. PlumpMs. Pretty
Mrs. PrincessMs. PukeMr. RevMr. RibbonMs. RustMs. SadMs. Sleepy
Mr. SnifflesMr. SnoobMr. SoggyMr. SusMs. TakeoutMs. TexasMr. Turkey
Mr. VoidMs. WarnMr. WishboneThe Gluttonous Beast


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