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The Piss Alliance is a small alliance of different cats who have peed on the feeder.

The Alliance appears to have been disbanded, especially after losing a key member, Mr. Fresh.

Origin

It is currently unknown how long the Piss Alliance has been around, but they were first discovered on 19th February 2024 when Mr. Chicken peed on the food at 8:14 AM CST right after Mr. Piss went to the feeder but did not pee. Before Mr. Piss came, Mr. Fresh was there eating chicken peacefully.

Purpose

It is assumed that the Alliance members are peeing on the feeder to mark their territory and discourage other cats from eating the food while they are gone. Why they are content to eat their own pee is unknown.

Suspected Roles

Mr. Fresh initially seemed to be the ringleader of the operation. Whenever he showed himself on the stream, chicken and kibble would pour in, causing dissention among the stray cats.

It is suspected that Mr. Piss taught Mr. Chicken, among many others, his legendary technique.