User:Swift/Sandbox
 Mrs. Kirby herself | |
| Other name(s) | 黑鼻头, Black Nose Tip, Sister Kirby. |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Tabby Calico |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Single mother, Loaf, being a professional boxer (attacking any cat), & being a cutie. |
| Appearance | Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back. |
| Personality | Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder) |
| First known sighting |
January 30, 2024 05:18 PM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Currently unknown |
| Children | Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth |
| Other |
Former Enemies: Mr. Fresh, Mr. Beef (Possibly) Enemies: The Gluttonous Beast |
Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself, resulting in her having a "Queen" status. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her being 100% pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
Since around March 19, 2024, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder looking a lot more skinny than before, showing that she already gave birth off camera. The state of her kirblets is currently unknown.
Recently, Mrs. Kirby has mastered the art of teleportation. This seems to happen a lot when she leaves the feeder.
Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."
