User:Cat Enthusiast

Uhhh me?

Me.
Other name(s)	C.E, Abbi, Bot Destroyer 2.0
Breed	Human?...
Coat	Skin?
Sex	Nah (she/her)
Rarity	Rare on Weekdays, Very Rare on Weekends
Occupation	High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance	Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color	uh
Personality	goofy
First known sighting	Unknown
Relations
Parents	Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings	Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner	bingle borb
Children	Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other	Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast

The stare (a portfolio of cats staring at the camera that I will add to)

guh

my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my names Abbi!

My achievements: Recorded Little Fellas return to 7-11, has fixed like...20 pages?

I get rid of peoples annoying attempts to screw up pages. I aint a mod, just a goober who helps a bit. I AM NOT ABLE TO GET DISCORD. This is my only way to get info. I might make a dropbox of google docs with info so yall can send me stuff (just maybe).

JOHNNY GET THE MILK CAUSE HE JUST SPLIT HIM LIKE AN OREO!!!!!! - Battlebots narrorator

The Oreo Battlebots video in question

My sandbox! Check out Crispy! User:Cat Enthusiast/Sandbox

Times AWIK has gotten banned: 3

#1 Asparagus lover ong. Avid Mrs. Eeper fan. I really like kittens, they are so goofy and silly. I watch A LOT of feeders (mostly undocumented ones), but my most common visits are Ten Thousand Kitties House, Cats Who Love to Eat, Orange Cat Kindergarten, and Big Man's Cat Houses.

Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....

Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:

I am the #1 BrotherEdo ship supporter

THEM

Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.

Pages I´ve made! (Not their actual names)

Small goofy creature: Asparagus

Playful ball of fur: Ms. Witch

Karen: Ms. Halloween

Package of C-4: The Newcomer

Cutie Patootie: Ms. Husk

The GOAT: Mr. Cheeks

Symbol of Fear: Little Crispy

The Solved Mysteries of November 22nd 2024 and the Hammer of Doom

Ms. Puke misgender caught in 4K? Is this real, chat? (edit: ITS REAL OMGGGG Mr. PUKE AND Ms. SLEEPY ARE LOVERS OMG)

AND Mr. Turkey is TGB's confirmed father?! WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY

AND MS. HONK IS MR. HONK?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

AWIK got banned? Real??? R.I.P legend we will see you again someday (tommorow)

The flight of 87

ENTITIES OF 7-11. (Totally not based on another persons page...shout-out to Hernan)

Asparagus in his airplane form (very dangerous)

Asparagus, aka Scp-096

Class: Keter

Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.

Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.

Asparagus uses his powers to scare away Mr. Inspector

Welcome to THE [Hyperlink blocked] BEST WIKI EVER!!!! CATS HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY SO MANY CATS WOOOO

We have awesome pages such as...

Stalker, Miles Morales, Victorino Márquez Bustillos, Mr. Beast thumbnail, Ms. Stoner, Sans, Dua Lipa, Bread, Shoto wannabe, Chicken, Scp-001, The creature

skibidi uhhh wow what an awesome page. itd be a shame if a walter white confession appeared OH NO YSILHUOUYVDYILDK

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably oof- oofed by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a mathmatics empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook in Fortnite, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a silly diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small math operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to read a bedtime story to Fring. The story that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated quitting the grind, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in the fog I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this.I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will oof me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.