Mr. Edible
 Mr. Edible looks grumpy | |
| Other name(s) |
困困 (Kùnkùn, Sleepy) - CN name Ebible/Ebiboe |
|---|---|
| Breed | Exotic Shorthair |
| Coat | Blue (grey) with Medium White Spotting |
| Sex | Neutered Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Stoner, getting bullied |
| Appearance | High, chubby |
| Eye Color | Yellow |
| Personality | Anxious and woeful |
| First known sighting |
May 31st, 2024 12:27 PM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Arch nemesis to Mr. Bully |
Mr. Edible is a cat seen at Warm Home Cat Sales Department named for looking like he is always on edibles. Do not let his name and plump size confuse you, for he is not edible himself. He was born in 2022. Mr. Edible was abandoned at the entrance of the shelter by his owners.
Behavior
Mr. Edible, when not sleeping or relaxing, is a very timid cat, constantly in fear of his housemates and getting bullied, chased, or hit by them. Very often whenever another cat goes near the feeder and he notices them, he recoils and scampers off. The only cats he seems to be alright with are the female cats residing at the feeder, mainly Ms. Tripod and Heat Miser. He is also a fan of chicken snacks, despite them occasionally getting stuck in his mouth.
Appearance
Mr. Edible is a dark gray cat with short legs, a flat face, and wide yellow eyes that look like they are on different levels. He also frequently has eye boogers. Don't buy no weed from the gas station...
Sightings
May 2024
- May 31, 2024: At 12:27 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was first spotted looking quite sad, viewers noting his strange appearance. He was then donated a large amount of chicken snacks, bewildered every time they came out.
June 2024
- June 7, 2024: At 3:27 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was resting at the feeder when some snacks were donated, attracting the other cats and scaring off Mr. Edible.
- June 8, 2024: At 1:58 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen staring at the food, trying to explode it with his mind.
- June 9, 2024: At 5:03 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen munching away for multiple minutes. He was seen later in the day resting beside the feeder.
- June 11, 2024: At 12:35 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen at the feeder.
- June 12, 2024: At 2:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen napping beside the feeder, before going up on the feeder and staring around.
- June 15, 2024: At 1:24 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen sleeping at the feeder. Later in the day he ate some chicken snacks, getting stuck in his teeth.
- June 28, 2024: At 6:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible ate some food. Mr. Yolk approached to watch him eat, whom he gave the death stare before resuming eating.
July 2024
- July 1, 2024: At 11:01 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible tried to approach the feeder, but could not as Pot Lid was staring at him menacingly from inside.
- July 14, 2024: At 9:52 AM (LFT), after laying outside for a while, Mr. Edible entered the feeder looking especially sad. After a minute, he started eating from the feeder, stopping every so often to look at the camera. When he was finished eating, he sat up and looked around, getting startled by a cat jumping off of something behind the feeder. He then laid down off to the side and looked outside the feeder. A few minutes later, Heat Miser entered the feeder and started eating. Mr. Edible hung out next to Heat Miser for a few more minutes before jumping out of the feeder, sitting off to the side and watching Heat Miser and, later, Pot Lid eat from the feeder.
- July 15, 2024:
- At 7:18 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen hanging out at the feeder. At 7:36 AM, Mr. Bully showed up. Mr. Edible hissed at him twice, but ultimately, Mr. Bully succeeded in intimidating Mr. Edible into leaving the feeder. Mr. Edible sat outside the feeder, watching Mr. Bully hang out and eat, until he left at 7:39 AM when Mr. Edible was able to reenter. Mr. Edible would hang out inside the feeder until he left of his own will at 7:43 AM.
- At 8:41 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen eating at the feeder. He left at 8:43 PM.
- July 17, 2024: At 1:57 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was lying down next to the feeder. He watched as a tabby cat, possibly Heat Miser, ate in the feeder. Once they were gone, he contemplated eating, but eventually decided against it and walked away.
- July 23, 2024: At 8:36 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen standing inside the feeder. He casually had a couple of bites of food. He acted like he was going to leave the feeder, but changed his mind and had a couple more bites before laying down. This visit was pleasantly uneventful for Mr. Edible. He eventually decided to leave at 8:40.
September 2024
- September 6, 2024: At around 8:05 AM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen loafing next to the feeder. He was probably couchlocked.
October 2024
- October 5, 2024: At around 9:51 PM (LFT), Mr. Edible was seen sleeping comfortably inside the feeder.
- October 19, 2024: Mr. Edible was taken to the vet after an injury was found on him. Get well soon, Mr. Edible!
November 2024
- November 5, 2024: Mr. Edible has returned to the shelter after his vet visit, now sporting a large shaved patch on his side. Baldible.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Woeful...
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When the edibles hit
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A grumpy and somewhat normal looking Mr. Edible
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A compilation! (from Jiemao)
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Mr. Edible looking shocked (from Jiemao)
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Mr. Edible gets chicken stuck in his teeth (GIF)
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Mr. Edible gets chased off by Pot Lid (GIF)
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Mr. Edible shocked out his gourd while Heat Miser peeks over
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Mr. Edible doing his iconic slug pose
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Side eye...
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Mr. Edible terrified of a watchful Mr. Yolk (GIF)
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Mr. Edible looking dismayed
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Mr. Edible relives past horrors in his life
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Mr. Bully intimidating Mr. Edible into leaving the feeder (GIF)
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Mr. Edible after being bullied out of the feeder by Mr. Bully
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Mr. Edible making a fun face
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O△O
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Fat Edible pancake.
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Freakazoid.
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wagoogus
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Weird...
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Mr. Edible from the side
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Mr. Edible is peaceful because the other cats aren't ruining his visit
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Goober
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You think they asked him to pose like this, or he just did that?
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MR. EDIBLE GET DOWN!!!!
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A look of utter shock and horror. What unspeakable things did this poor soul witness? We hope to never know. Nonetheless, the Edible continues to stare.
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Mr. Edible loafing outside the feeder
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Edible resting outside the feeder being a goober
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Mr. Edible at the vet, accompanied with a dog and another cat, looking especially content.
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holy moly
