Monsieur Dine-And-Dash
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby |
| Sex | Unknown |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Dine-And-Dasher |
| Appearance | Orange w/ Dark orange stripped tail |
| Personality | Cheapstake |
| First known sighting | August 27th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Imitates Baron Raw Fillet |
Monsieur Dine-And-Dash is a cat that appears in the Tartar Coffee’s Cat House feeder, named after looking a lot like Baron Raw Fillet, since in the “lore” Baron is a food critic that owns the “restaurant” and a lot of dine-and-dashers disguise themselves as critics in order to fulfill their goal of eating food for free
Behavior
He disguises as Baron Raw Fillet in order to try and obtain free food, he is too tupid to realize that the food is already free though. Apart from that his behavior is mostly similar to that of Baron Raw Fillet, going to the feeder to snack for a small time
Appearance
He is one of the three orange cats that visit the feeder, with his main difference being his tail's stripes being dark orange
Sightings
August 2024
- The 27th of August : Some time around the day was his first sighting, he was seen of as Baron Raw Fillet so not much is documented. He looked way fluffier in this day likely due to rain, getting into a brawl or any other reason really
- The 31st of August : At around 21:30 (LFT) he appeared again to do his typical tactic of eating then running away
September 2024
- The 4th of September : At 21:54 (LFT) he came over to scam the feeder, still not realizing the food is free
- The 5th of September :
- 〈23:07 (LFT)〉 After Monsieur Barista came over, likely due to Barista being an “employee” of Baron Raw Fillet, he appeared in the feeder and ate
- 〈23:13 (LFT)〉 A literal minute after Baron Raw Fillet came over, he showed up feeling specially confident in his Dine-And-Dashing skills
- 〈23:23 (LFT)〉 He showed up, unlike the previous sightings, not after any cat left the feeder. He went on to gobble down some more food
- 〈1:08 (LFT)〉 Feeling specially narcissistic he decided to pull up his most risky Dine-And-Dash, eating alongside Monsieur Chef and Monsieur Gastronome, None of them tried to stop him due to the obvious reason the food is free. Monsieur Dine-And-Dash still needs to learn what the word free means to this day
- The 6th of September : At 18:23 (LFT) he appeared alongside an unrecognizable tabby due to the lack of light (While it was day (LFT), the shadow of the feeder itself and the lights not turning on made it difficult to recognize the coat).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The first Dine-And-Dash sighting, 27th of August
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He thinks he’s a thanksgiving dinner
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November is coming
