Monsieur Dine-And-Dash
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby |
| Sex | Unknown |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Dine-And-Dasher |
| Appearance | Orange w/ Dark orange stripped tail |
| Personality | Cheapstake |
| First known sighting | August 27th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Imitates Baron Raw Fillet |
Monsieur Dine-And-Dash is a cat that appears in the Tartar Coffee’s Cat House feeder, named after looking a lot like Baron Raw Fillet, since in the “lore” Baron is a food critic that owns the “restaurant” and a lot of dine-and-dashers disguise themselves as critics in order to fulfill their goal of eating food for free
Behavior
He disguises as Baron Raw Fillet in order to try and obtain free food, he is too tupid to realize that the food is already free though. Apart from that his behavior is mostly similar to that of Baron Raw Fillet, going to the feeder to snack for a small time
Appearance
He is one of the three orange cats that visit the feeder, with his main difference being his tail's stripes being dark orange
Sightings
August 2024
- August 27, 2024: Some time around the day was his first sighting. He was originally thought to be Baron Raw Fillet, so not much is documented. He looked way fluffier in this day likely due to rain, getting into a brawl or any other reason really
- August 31, 2024: At around 09:30 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash appeared again to do his typical tactic of eating then running away.
September 2024
- September 4, 2024: At 09:54 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash came over to scam the feeder, still not realizing the food is free.
- September 5, 2024:
- Monsieur Dine-And-Dash arrived at 11:07 PM (LFT). After Monsieur Barista came over, likely due to Barista being an “employee” of Baron Raw Fillet, he appeared in the feeder and ate. A literal minute after Baron Raw Fillet came over, Monsieur Dine-And-Dash showed up feeling specially confident in his Dine-And-Dashing skills. He returned ten minutes later for some more food. Unlike the previous sightings, he arrived not after any cat left the feeder.
- September 6, 2024:
- Monsieur Dine-And-Dash arrived at 01:08 AM (LFT). Feeling specially narcissistic he decided to pull up his most risky Dine-And-Dash, eating alongside Monsieur Chef and Monsieur Gastronome, None of them tried to stop him due to the obvious reason the food is free. Monsieur Dine-And-Dash still needs to learn what the word free means to this day
- At 06:23 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash appeared alongside an unrecognizable tabby due to the lack of light (While it was day (LFT), the shadow of the feeder itself and the lights not turning on made it difficult to recognize the coat).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The first Dine-And-Dash sighting, 27th of August
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He thinks he’s a thanksgiving dinner
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November is coming
