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Ms. Jeff
Relations
Ms. Jeff smiling
Other name(s)	Jeff The Killer, Jeffy, Laidback Cat (悠闲猫)
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Red (orange) with High White Spotting
Sex	Female
Rarity	Common
Occupation	Mysterious Mass Murder, War Criminal, The Swarm Killer
Appearance	Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute
Personality	Unnerving
First known sighting	March 27, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Mr. Anomaly (presumed)
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	The Swarm (rivalry)

Ms. Jeff is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the Little Wanderer’s Paradise feeder. Her remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired her name.

Behavior

Ms. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on her back to keep cool. She can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Ms. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.

She sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be related. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.

Appearance

Ms. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on her ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on her back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.

The corners of her mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when she takes certain positions. At rest, this gives her the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by her amber eyes and pink nose. Based on her startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized she possesses shapeshifting abilities.

Sightings

March 2024

March 27, 2024: Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Ms. Jeff was first sighted, showing off her unusual smile to the English-speaking community. She was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned her into an adorable little guy. She ate vigorously.
March 28, 2024: At 07:50 AM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in her eep.
March 31, 2024: At 01:17 PM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Ms. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that she was merely reflected in plastic.)

April 2024

April 03, 2024: At 05:25 PM (LFT), she approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly.

May 2024

May 07, 2024: At around 05:00 AM (LFT), she went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by The Swarm. She killed of a large amount of the swarm.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Ms. Jeff looking cute
Back to being a creepy guy
A clearer photo of Ms. Jeff's back markings.
Ms. Jeff steps into the feeder to eat kibble. How rude!
An exceptionally cute image.
Ms. Jeff beats the heat.
Another sleeping position.
Mr. Anomaly briefly clones Ms. Jeff.
Jeff murdering The Swarm

List of feeders.

Feeders
(list)

5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen
GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House

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-{{CatInfobox|name=Mr. Jeff|image=mrjeffmain.png|caption=Mr. Jeff smiling|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White and orange tabby|sex=Male|appearance=Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute|personality=Unnerving|first_sighting=March 27, 2024|siblings=Mr. Anomaly (presumed)}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=Ms. Jeff|image=Mrjeffmain.png|caption=Ms. Jeff smiling|other_names=Jeff The Killer, Jeffy, Laidback Cat (悠闲猫)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Red (orange) with High White Spotting|sex=Female|rarity=Common|occupation=Mysterious Mass Murder, War Criminal, The Swarm Killer|appearance=Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute|personality=Unnerving|first_sighting=March 27, 2024|siblings=Mr. Anomaly (presumed)|other_relations=The Swarm (rivalry)}}
-'''Mr. Jeff''' is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the [[Little Wanderer’s Paradise]] feeder. His remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired his name.
+'''Ms. Jeff''' is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the [[Little Wanderer’s Paradise]] feeder. Her remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired her name.
 == Behavior ==
-Mr. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on his back to keep cool. He can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Mr. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.
+Ms. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on her back to keep cool. She can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Ms. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.
-He sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be brothers. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.
+She sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be related. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.
 == Appearance ==
-Mr. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on his ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on his back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.
+Ms. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on her ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on her back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.
-The corners of his mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when he takes certain positions. At rest, this gives him the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by his amber eyes and pink nose. Based on his startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized he possesses shapeshifting abilities.
+The corners of her mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when she takes certain positions. At rest, this gives her the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by her amber eyes and pink nose. Based on her startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized she possesses shapeshifting abilities.
 [[File:mrjeffaboove.png|none|thumb|207x207px|Cat from above]]
 == Sightings ==
-* '''Date:''' TIME (CST) Info about sighting
+=== March 2024 ===
+* '''March 27, 2024:''' Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Ms. Jeff was first sighted, showing off her unusual smile to the English-speaking community. She was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned her into an adorable little guy. She ate vigorously.
+* '''March 28, 2024:''' At 07:50 AM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in her eep.
+* '''March 31, 2024:''' At 01:17 PM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Ms. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that she was merely reflected in plastic.)
-<span style="color:red">Note any sightings here, make sure to use CST (China Standard Time). Make sure not to remove the sightings template below.</span>
+=== April 2024 ===
+* '''April 03, 2024:''' At 05:25 PM (LFT), she approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly.
+=== May 2024 ===
+* '''May 07, 2024:''' At around 05:00 AM (LFT), she went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by [[The Swarm]]. She killed of a large amount of the swarm.
 {{Sighting Disclaimer}}
 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-File:Mrjeffcute.png|Cute
+File:Mrjeffcute.png|Ms. Jeff looking cute
-File:jeffcreepy.png|Creppy
+File:Jeffcreepy.png|Back to being a creepy guy
+File:Mr. Jeff back.png|A clearer photo of Ms. Jeff's back markings.
+File:Mr. Jeff ravenous.png|Ms. Jeff steps into the feeder to eat kibble. How rude!
+File:Mrjeffextracute.png|An exceptionally cute image.
+File:MrJeffsleep.png|Ms. Jeff beats the heat.
+File:Mrjeffsleep2.png|Another sleeping position.
+File:Mrjeffdouble.png|Mr. Anomaly briefly clones Ms. Jeff.
+File:Jeff eat the swarm 2.gif|'''Jeff murdering The Swarm'''
 </gallery>
 {{Cat Footer}}
 [[Category:Cats]]
+[[Category:Orange]]