Ms. Jeff

Mr. Jeff

Mr. Jeff smiling
Other name(s)	Jeff The Killer, Jeffy
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	White and orange tabby
Sex	Male
Rarity	Unknown
Occupation	Mysterious Mass Murder, War Criminal, The Swarm Killer
Appearance	Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute
Personality	Unnerving
First known sighting	March 27, 2024
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Mr. Anomaly (presumed)
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	The Swarm (rivalry)

Mr. Jeff is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the Little Wanderer’s Paradise feeder. His remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired his name.

Behavior

Mr. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on his back to keep cool. He can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Mr. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.

He sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be brothers. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.

Appearance

Mr. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on his ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on his back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.

The corners of his mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when he takes certain positions. At rest, this gives him the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by his amber eyes and pink nose. Based on his startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized he possesses shapeshifting abilities.

Cat from above

Sightings

LFT = "Local Feeder Time"

March 2024

• March 27, 2024: Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Mr. Jeff was first sighted, showing off his unusual smile to the English-speaking community. He was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned him into an adorable little guy. He ate vigorously.
• March 28, 2024: At 07:50 AM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in his eep.
• March 31, 2024: At 01:17 PM (LFT), Mr. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Mr. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that he was merely reflected in plastic.)

April 2024

• April 03, 2024: At 05:25 PM (LFT), he approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly.

May 2024

• May 07, 2024: At around 05:00 AM (LFT), He went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by The Swarm. He killed of a large amount of the swarm.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Mr. Jeff looking cute

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  Back to being a creepy guy

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  A clearer photo of Mr. Jeff's back markings.

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  Mr. Jeff steps into the feeder to eat kibble. How rude!

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  An exceptionally cute image.

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  Mr. Jeff beats the heat.

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  Another sleeping position.

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  Mr. Anomaly briefly clones Mr. Jeff.

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  Jeff murdering The Swarm

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