Monsieur Dine-And-Dash
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby |
| Sex | Unknown |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Dine-And-Dasher |
| Appearance | Orange w/ Dark orange stripped tail |
| Personality | Cheapstake |
| First known sighting | August 27th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Imitates Baron Raw Fillet |
Monsieur Dine-And-Dash is a cat that appears in the Tartar Coffee’s Cat House feeder. He is named after looking a lot like Baron Raw Fillet, and since in the “lore” Baron is a food critic, many dine-and-dashers disguise themselves as critics in order to fulfill their goal of eating food for free.
Behavior
Monsieur Dine-And-Dash disguises as Baron Raw Fillet in order to try and obtain free food, as he is too stupid to realize that the food is already free. His behavior is also similar to that of Baron Raw Fillet, going to the feeder to snack for small amounts of time.
Appearance
Monsieur Dine-And-Dash is one of the three orange cats that visit the feeder, with his main difference being his tail's stripes being dark orange. Depending on the appearance he may look fluffier (Hopefully it isn’t another cat)
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Me after eating 30 lobsters and running away without paying (🤪silly🤣)
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Monsieur Dine-And-Dash mugshot
Sightings
August 2024
- August 27, 2024: Some time around the day was Monsieur Dine-And-Dash's first sighting. He was originally thought to be Baron Raw Fillet, so not much is documented. He looked way fluffier on this day, likely due to rain or getting into a brawl.
- August 31, 2024: At around 09:30 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash appeared again to do his typical tactic of eating then running away.
September 2024
- September 4, 2024: At 09:54 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash came over to scam the feeder, still not realizing the food is free.
- September 5, 2024:
- Monsieur Dine-And-Dash arrived at 11:07 PM (LFT). After Monsieur Barista came over, likely due to Barista being an “employee” of Baron Raw Fillet, he appeared in the feeder and ate. One minute after Baron Raw Fillet arrived, Monsieur Dine-And-Dash showed up feeling specially confident in his Dine-And-Dashing skills. He returned ten minutes later for some more food. Unlike the previous sightings, he arrived not after any cat left the feeder.
- September 6, 2024:
- Monsieur Dine-And-Dash arrived at 01:08 AM (LFT). Feeling specially narcissistic he decided to pull up his most risky Dine-And-Dash, eating alongside Monsieur Chef and Monsieur Gastronome. None of them tried to stop him due to the obvious reason that the food is free. Monsieur Dine-And-Dash still needs to learn what the word free means to this day.
- At 06:23 PM (LFT), Monsieur Dine-And-Dash appeared alongside an unrecognizable tabby due to the lack of light (While it was day (LFT), the shadow of the feeder itself and the lights not turning on made it difficult to recognize the coat).
- September 12: He arrived at 19:22 (LFT) to snack a bit then left
- September 13: He came at 21:55 (LFT) to fulfill his malicious deed of eating free food them running away
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
- September 14:
- 18:51: He appeared to eat, Monsieur Gastronome decided to walk below him forming a zigzag formation which confused Dine-And-Dash
- 18:58: He appeared and ate then ran away (what do you expect from a cat named after the act of eating then running away in order to not pay)
- 19:37: He ate kibble menacingly, with his aura making Monsieur Sommelier be intimidated and left
- 0:34: Dine And Dash ate at the feeder as Sommelier waited for him to dine so that he dashed
- 2:00: Dine and Dash dined again with Sommelier waiting in the background
- September 15, 2024: He Dine-Dashed at 1:52 (LFT)
- September 16, 2024: He appeared at 3:08 (LFT) and sat for a while
Gallery
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The first Dine-And-Dash sighting (August 27, 2024)
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He thinks he’s a thanksgiving dinner
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November is coming
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Blud thinks he’s a spiral staircase
