Mrs. Kirby
 Mrs. Kirby herself | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Calico |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Very common |
| Occupation | Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat) |
| Appearance | Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back. |
| Personality | Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder) |
| First known sighting | February 4th (most likely) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Currently unknown |
| Children | Unknown until she gives birth (or looses weight) |
Mrs. Kirby is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
Some members in the discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).
Mrs. Kirby has been named from Ms. To Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (unknown father currently)
Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know though, that she was really mad.
Appearance
Sightings
On February 7th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.
On February 8th Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.
On February 9th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
On February 10th, The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
On February 22nd, she was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
On February 23rd, 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald
On February 23, 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
On February 24, 21:16 PM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do.
On February 24, 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes.
On February 24, 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something
On February 25, 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder
Gallery
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Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook
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Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff
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Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible
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Mrs. Kirby and the voices (GIF)
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Mrs. Kirby stare deeply
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing
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Mrs. kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (this may be either size or being pregnant)
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Mrs. Kirbys stomach from the side
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Mrs. Kirbys stomach size as of 2/24/24 (Late stage pregnancy or morbidly obese)
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back (GIF)
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Kirby stomach 2-25-24 5:01am (CST)
