Captain Stottlemeyer
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| Other name(s) | Leland, Coffee Drinker, Mr. Tattoo, Angry Hipster |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Brown Tabby and White |
| Sex | Presumed Male |
| Rarity | Unknown |
| Occupation | Police Captain |
| Appearance | Serious |
| First known sighting | November 16, 2024 |
Captain Stottlemeyer appears at The Iron Rice Bowl of the Dumplings. He is an odd-looking large tabby and white cat with a serious face and plenty of patience. He was named after Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (Ted Levine) from the police comedy drama television show Monk, to whom he bears a striking resemblance.
Behavior
Captain Stottlemeyer is often seen sitting patiently at the feeder, looking as though he is deep in thought. He eats by taking large bites of food. He always appears alone. He likes to tuck his tail beneath him as he eats.
Appearance
Captain Stottlemeyer is mostly white with tabby blotches. He is quite large and has big cheeks. His face is serious, and his face markings give him a sweep of "hair" and a stunning "mustache." His ears are tiny. On his back he has a "badge" on his right shoulder and tabby patches on his rear.
Sightings
November 2024
- November 16, 2024: At 6:58 AM (LFT), Captain Stottlemeyer was seen for the first time. He was seen again at 11:27 AM and the sheer smallness of his ears compared to his body was noted.
- November 18, 2024: The Captain was seen at 10:01 AM (LFT).
- November 21, 2024: The Captain completed his rounds at 9:47 AM (LFT).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Captain Stottlemeyer's serious face. Locked in.
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Captain Stottlemeyer's back. Note his badge, he's on official police business.
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Captain that haircut does not meet regulations
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Captain you look wonderful today
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Captain this is nothing to smile about
