The Sad Rizzler

The Sad Rizzler

Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Red (orange) Tabby
Sex	Presumed Male
Rarity	Unknown
Appearance	Goopy
First known sighting	November 13,2024

The Sad Rizzler is a cat from The Iron Rice Bowl of the Dumplings feeder. Though he was first seen in June or July of 2024 by the English community and first documented in November, he is known to have been visiting the feeder before then. He has a strange name that comes from his habit of reaching into the feeder and looking like he aims to kiss the camera. The "sad" part is for his goopy eyes. He is often confused for other orange cats, but he has been successfully distinguished.

Behavior

The Sad Rizzler is a gentle creature. Other cats push him around a little but he bears it well. He likes to dig around in the feeder and stare into the camera with his wet, wet eyes.

Appearance

The Sad Rizzler is a light orange mackerel tabby with markings on his back that look like either ribs or bug wings. He is distinguished from the other orange cats by his huge round dark eyes and round pink nose with black freckles.

Sightings

Several cats were spotted at this cat's feeder in June 2024. If any sightings of this cat from then are confirmed, they will be added to this page promptly. In addition, all of the orange cats at Iron Rice Bowl look fairly similar and have only recently been distinguished from each other, so some sightings may be lost or misidentified between them.

November 2024

November 13, 2024: The Sad Rizzler rizzed up the camera for the first time at 6:52 AM (LFT)

December 2024

December 3, 2024: At 4:21 AM (LFT) he sat in front of the camera but got kicked out by Ms. Slade. At 4:45 AM he returned, kicked out Baby Bald, and rizzed up the camera again.
December 17, 2024: Seen at 5:10 AM (LFT)
December 23, 2024: Seen at 6:25 AM (LFT)
December 28, 2024: Seen sometime in the early morning hours.