Mr. Smooth
 Why So Bald ? | |
| Other name(s) | Smooth, Bald Ass Cat |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Blue (Grey) with High White Spotting |
| Sex | Unknown (Presumed Male, likely neutered) |
| Rarity | Unseeable (Feeder Shutdown) |
| Occupation | Being a smooth criminal |
| Appearance | Fluffy Black and White face with the rest of the body being shaved and being grey & white |
| Eye Color | Yellow |
| Personality | Smooth |
| First known sighting | 29th of May, 2024 |
Mr. Smooth is a cat that appeared in the now deactivated HeXuan's Little Hut (荷轩小茅屋) Feeder that was named for his lion cut[1], making his body have a smooth texture.
It's likely he was shaved due to veterinary reasons, as the Feeder is indoors and therefore is a shelter.
He also participated in one of the Street Cat Tournaments, where he won Round 1 (Bracket 148) against Ms. Jeff[2] but would lose Round 2 (Bracket 74) against Fat Stupid. [3]
Behavior
He is Laidback; as he often lies down & sleeps at the feeder on his side, does the Brother Calm pose, rarely eats food or ignores the presence of other cats. Despite this, he has been hissed at by some of the Feeder's visitors.
Appearance
As his name implies, Mr. Smooth is easily recognizable for his smooth appearance of most of his body due to it being shaved and also his silly head and the tip of his rat-like tail being the only fluffy part of his body. Outside of that, he can be recognized for having a hearth pattern in his side and his tall stature when doing his stances.
Sightings
May 2024
- May 29, 2024: Mr. Smooth would be spotted for the first time in the International community, with him taking a small nap. He would wake up a hour later, cleaning himself and eating a bit until a white cat entered the feeder. An orange & white cat would also try to enter the feeder but they would be slapped by the white cat (footage in gallery). After spectating that disappointing brawl he would chill around the Feeder.
- Presumed Hiss Incident: 2 hours after his last sighting, a black and white cat tried to enter Feeder but left when was hissed at by a new cat. Since only his head was seen, it’s unknown if it was Mr. Smooth or another cat. it's widely believed by the Mr. Smooth FanBase the hissed cat was Smooth. (footage in gallery)
- May 30, 2024: Mr. Smooth would be added to the Street Cat Poll.
- May 31, 2024: He was spotted eeping on his side as usual, and then eventually he would wake up and do his iconic intimidating stance.
June 2024
- June 1, 2024: Smooth was reportedly seen sleeping, waking up shortly after. Some of the other residents of the shelter would come to the Feeder when a donation came.
- June 29, 2024: Mr. Smooth's Feeder would tragically go off-line, to the dismay of the Mr. Smooth FanBase.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Silly little goober
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Friend !
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Bro blocking him from eating
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Most Shocking Fight Ever (GIF)
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Top 10 most evil HSC moments (GIF)
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- StopBullying
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Smooth cleaning himself (oh also camera got wacky don't mind it)
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The tall towering ugly smooth
