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John, the Destroyer of Universes
Other name(s)	John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Black with High White Spotting
Sex	Female
Rarity	Unseeable
Occupation	universal threat
Appearance	White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.
Eye Color	Amber
Personality	Paranoid, john
First known sighting	Unknown
Parents	Lookout (mother)
Siblings	Doe (brother)
Partner	None
Children	None

John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂), but the feeder is now out of service.

Behavior

John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother Doe, but isn't a huge fan of other cats.

Appearance

John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.

John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.

Sightings

March 2024

March 11, 2024: At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
March 13, 2024: At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.

March 14, 2024: At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.

March 15, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.

March 16, 2024: At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.

March 18, 2024: At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
March 20, 2024: At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
March 23, 2024: At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
March 28, 2024: At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.

April 2024

April 16, 2024: At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
April 25, 2024: John's feeder, John's Canteen, was decommissioned by its caretaker.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

John's Face
John: Side view
John with her brother towering over.
John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
John: Side profile
A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl (GIF)
John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
John on April 16th, 2024.
John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
John overlooking Mt. Kibble.
John looking at us like we owe her money

List of feeders and cats from John's Canteen
Cats (list)	Boo • Doe • John • Lookout • Squig • Tyler
Feeders (list)	5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Big Man's Cat Houses Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu Kitty Corner • Li XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange Cats • Little Sun Party Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House • Meow Wind Chime House No Hungry Cats Left Behind • Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Tuxedo and Tabby Squad • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Xizi Mayday • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House
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-{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, Clown Baby (In China)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White bicolor dotted with black spots|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation= The Don|personality=john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=Lookout (mother)|partner=Unknown|siblings=Doe (brother)|children=None|other_relations=Unknown|}}
+{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black with High White Spotting|sex=Female|rarity= Unseeable|occupation= universal threat |appearance=White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.|eye_color=Amber|personality=Paranoid, john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=[[Lookout]] (mother)|partner=None|siblings=[[Doe]] (brother)}}
+'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)''', but the feeder is now out of service.
-'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. He is seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)'''.
+== Behavior ==
+John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother [[Doe]], but isn't a huge fan of other cats.
 == Appearance ==
-John is a bicolour white and black spotted cat. His most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on his nose.
+John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.
+John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
-== Behavior ==
+[[File:John-back.webp|none|thumb|207x207px|John: Top view]]
-John is typically very nervous, he frequently pauses while eating to gather his surroundings. He can be seen snuggling with his brother [[Doe]] but he isn't a huge fan of other cats.
 == Sightings ==
-Many of John's sightings have not been recorded due to his popularity within the English community.
-* '''March 11th, 2024:''' At 5:13 AM (CST), John was seen munching on kibbles. He would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
+=== '''March 2024''' ===
-* '''March 13th, 2024:''' At 9:11 PM (CST), John was spotted eating at the feeder. He would come back at 4:12 AM (CST), to continue his meal.
+* '''March 11, 2024:''' At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
+* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
+* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.
-* '''March 14th, 2024:''' At 8:00 PM (CST), John eats out of the feeder.
+* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
-* '''March 15th, 2024:''' At: 7:10 PM (CST), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
+* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.
-* '''March 16th, 2024:''' At 5:18 PM (CST), John walked into the feeder.
+* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
-** At 8:21 AM (CST), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.
+* '''March 20, 2024:''' At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
+* '''March 23, 2024:''' At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
+* '''March 28, 2024:''' At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
-* '''March 18th, 2024:''' At 2:15 AM (CST), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. He appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
+=== April 2024 ===
-* '''March 20th, 2024:''' At 9:30 PM (CST), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
+* '''April 16, 2024:''' At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
-* '''March 23rd, 2024:''' At 6:17 PM (CST), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
+* '''April 25, 2024:''' John's feeder, [[John's Canteen]], was decommissioned by its caretaker.
 <br>
-'''(Note: Some cat sightings are not recorded either due to the cat being a common visitor or not having wiki editors online during the time of their appearance).'''
+{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
 == Gallery ==
 <gallery>
-File:John-face.jpg|John's face
+File:John-face.jpg|John's Face
-File:John-side.webp|John's side
+File:John-side.webp|John: Side view
-File:John-back.webp|John's back
+File:John-and-brother.webp|John with [[Doe|her brother]] towering over.
-File:John-and-brother.webp|John and [[Doe|his brother]] towering over
+File:John the being.png|John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
-File:John the being.png|John looking like he's gonna kill you. (he is)
+File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
-File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John being silly lil guy (insane in the fucking head)
+File:John58.png|John: Side profile
-File:John58.png|John's side profile
+File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl '''(GIF)'''
-File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl (click to play)
+File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
-File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him)
+File:Meow.camera 4599640492759068497 1713265386907.png|Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
-hi yahi :) (if your reading this, this is temp btw)
+File:John 1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John on April 16th, 2024.
-</gallery>\
+File:John 2-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
-{{OtherCF}}
+File:Johnnn.png|John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
+File:Meoerajohn.png|John overlooking Mt. Kibble.
+File:JoHn.png|John looking at us like we owe her money
+</gallery>
+{{JCCF}}
 [[category:Cats]]
 [[category:Memes]]
-[[Category:White with Another Color]]
+[[Category:Females]]
+[[Category:Black and White]]