Mrs. Kirby

Mrs. Kirby

Mrs. Kirby herself
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Calico
Sex	Female
Rarity	Very common
Occupation	Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat)
Appearance	Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.
Personality	Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)
First known sighting	February 4th (most likely)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Currently unknown
Children	Unknown until she gives birth (or loses weight)

Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.

Some members in the Discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats, and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).

Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)

On February 27th, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder and still appeared pregnant, but less bloated than last time.

Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like Mr. Snack does.

Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).

Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.

Behavior

Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.

Appearance

Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."

Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.

Sightings

• February 7th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.

• February 8th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.

• February 9th, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
• February 10th, 2024: The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
• February 22nd, 2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
• February 23rd, 2024: At 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
• February 24th, 2024: At 1:16 AM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also the same day at 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something.
• February 25th, 2024: Around 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder.
• February 27th, 2024: Around 1:14 AM CST (feeder time), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 6:42 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then left.
• February 28th, 2024: At 10:31 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed and ate for around 5 minutes then left.
• February 29th, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (Local cam time), She shows up when Mr. Doom is eating, and waits patiently while he finishes his meal. Mr. Doom hisses at her, then continues to eat, then he leaves.
• March 1st, 2024: At 12:31 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up while Mr. Dot was eating, she meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day at 11:49 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Mr. Smudge to finish his meal.
• March 2nd, 2024: At 4:28 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by Goobert while waiting for him to finish eating.
• March 4th, 2024: Around 5:39 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with Mr. Beef, who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
• March 5th, 2024: Around 12:52 AM (CST), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity currently unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
• March 7th, 2024: Ariund 4:08AM (local feeder time), Mrs Kirby showed up and feasted some kibble.

(Note: Some cat sightings are not written or recorded due to either the cat is a common visitor or no wiki editors were online during the time of their appearance).

Gallery

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  Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook.

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  Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff.

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  Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.

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  Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby stare deeply.

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.

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  Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side.

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby's stomach as of 2/25/24. (Super close to birth.)

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  Due to Mrs. Kirby's pregnancy, she is now shaped like a bowling ball.

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  Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant)

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  Mrs. Kirby is sad.

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  The 1,000 yard Kirby stare

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