Mr. Piss
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| Other name(s) | Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Orange Tabby Cat |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Pretending to be Mr. Fresh, peeing in feeder |
| Appearance | Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at |
| Personality | Sassy and pissy |
| First known sighting | February 8th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | In the Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too |
Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.
As of 2/6/24 12:54 AM EST, Mr. Piss hasn't pissed since the original incident.
Behavior
He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole.
This Mad Lad just pissed all over the feeder
Appearance
He is mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he's completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also, his right ear is snipped in the outer side.
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them
Sightings
3/1/2024: at 12:53 Mr Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time
Catspiracy Theory
It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.
It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.
However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.
Gallery
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Mr. Piss' TNR notch
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Another look at his snipped ear
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Mr. Piss' face
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Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
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Mr. Piss' top view
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Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy
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Mr. Piss mogs.
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Comparison of Mr Piss and Mr Normal's stripes
