Mrs. Scam
 Mrs. Scam looking quite shady | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Calico Tabby |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Unseeable |
| Occupation | Scamming the audience |
| Personality | Extremely patient |
| First known sighting | March 11th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Unknown |
| Children | Unknown |
| Other | Unknown |
Mrs. Scam was a frequent visitor at the Orange Cat Kindergarten who was known for "scamming" the live stream viewers by begging them for food until they relent, even after she has already eaten her fill.
It is likely that Mrs. Scam has passed from FPV. She will be missed dearly by viewers.
Appearance
Mrs. Scam had large blotches on her back and a distinct "mustache" on her face. Adorning her head was a tiny crown of orange that started from her neck to the base of her ears. Often, the orange was hard to see due to lighting. She also had a large dark patch that completely covered one of her eyes, making her look somewhat like a pirate. A real scallywag, one might even say a pirate queen.
Behavior
Mrs. Scam could often be seen at the Orange Cat Kindergarten, usually sitting in various relaxed positions and staring at the cameras until her meal gets dispensed. She was exceedingly patient, with patience rivaling that of Mr. Virtue from the Duck Feeder. Sometimes, when food was dispensed on top of her head, she did not seem to notice.
Sightings
March 2024
- March 11, 2024: Mrs. Scam's first recorded sighting was at 12:54 PM (LFT), where she patiently waited for food. When no food came, she instead decided to take a nap on the feeder.
- March 12, 2024: Starting at 06:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Scam was seen waiting for food at the feeder. No donations came, so Mrs. Scam, with all her last hope, practiced the patience of Brother Calm. After sitting for a total of 26 minutes, she finally was rewarded for her patience. It took her two minutes to make quick work of the food, upon which she practiced her masterful art of scamming for an entire 22 more minutes before eating her fill and leaving. In total, in an extraordinary show of patience, Mrs. Scam waited for a total of 48 minutes for food.
- March 13, 2024: At 08:36 AM (LFT), Mrs. Scam ate at the feeder.
- March 15, 2024: At 06:51 AM - 07:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Scam was eating and sitting at the feeder.
April 2024
- April 02, 2024: At around 02:30 (LFT), Mrs. Scam began this day's scamming journey, she slept and woke with the repetitiveness of a machine. She would pretend to be asleep until someone fed her. She ate the food with greed rivaling The Gluttonous Beast. She did this for 3 hours.
- April 04, 2024: At 05:45 AM (LFT), Mrs. Scam was seen waiting to scam unsuspecting viewers for food once again. Unfortunately, she got too greedy and ate kibbles without crunching, causing her to choke and cough. Luckily, Mrs. Scam was able to survive this incident by coughing up the uncrunched kibbles, learning her a valuable lesson in self-discipline and moderation.
- April 09, 2024: At 10:36 PM (LFT), Mrs. Scam was sighted with visible nipples on her underbelly. Consistent with her status as a trickster goddess, she had likely been pregnant and given birth without the community suspecting a thing. Before this date, it was assumed that she was male.
May 2024
- May 03, 2024: At 09:12 AM (LFT) Mrs. Scam had been seen on another scamming session, using her ability of plane ears and naps.
- May 04, 2024: At 05:00 AM (LFT) Mrs. Scam was camping for food while fighting the urge to fall asleep.
- May 06, 2024: At 09:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Scam was looking at the feeder, contemplating if she should eat or not, and she decided she should! Then she shoved her whole body into the feeder (Paws included). The camera was covered for 20 seconds while she was eating.
- May 07, 2024: Around 01:50 (LFT), Mrs. Scam was seen stretching and sitting around the feeder. She was seen doing this once again at around 07:38 PM (LFT).
- May 09, 2024: Around 09:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Scam was seen standing in front of the feeder, with her face looking down. Then at 09:35 AM (LFT), she could be seen with her face resting on the side of the feeder.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Baby Scam
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Mrs. Scam and the orange patch atop her head
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Mrs. Scam taking a nice rest.
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Mrs. Scam from the side.
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Mrs. Scam scams you.
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Mrs. Scam practices the ways of Brother Calm
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Mrs. Scam with food on her head
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Mrs. Scam's loaf impression
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Mrs. Scam collapses with eepiness and starts to mimimimimi
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Mrs. Scam scamming successfully
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The photo revealed that she was not a Mr. Scam, but a Mrs. Scam.
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Mrs. Scam politely waiting for food (She ate 2 minutes ago)
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Mrs. Scam successfully scamming someone and enjoying her snacks
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Mrs. Scam spawn camping for more food
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Mrs. Scam stealing all the meat that was left for all the cats at the feeder
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Mrs. Scam, acting like she didn't just steal all the meat 10 minutes ago and pretending she's hungry (was successful)
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Mrs. Scam loafing (epik)
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Silly scammer
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