John
![]() John, the Destroyer of Universes | |
Other name(s) | John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) |
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Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
Coat | White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad. |
Sex | Female |
Rarity | Rare |
Occupation | The Don |
Appearance | Black and white cat with black spots on her face |
Eye Color | Amber |
Personality | Paranoid, john |
First known sighting | Unknown |
Relations | |
Parents | Lookout (mother) |
Siblings | Doe (brother) |
Partner | None |
Children | None |
John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂), but the feeder is now out of service.
Appearance
John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.
John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
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Behavior
John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother Doe but isn't a huge fan of other cats.
Sightings
March 2024
- March 11, 2024: At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
- March 13, 2024: At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
- March 14, 2024: At 08:00 PM (LFT), John eats out of the feeder.
- March 15, 2024: At: 07:10 PM (LFT), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
- March 16, 2024: At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.
- March 18, 2024: At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
- March 20, 2024: At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
- March 23, 2024: At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
- March 28, 2024: At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
April 2024
- April 16, 2024: At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
- April 25, 2024: John's feeder, John's Canteen was decommissioned by its caretaker.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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John's Face
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John: Side view
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John with her brother towering over.
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John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
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John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
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John: Side profile
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A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl (GIF)
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John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
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Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
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John on April 16th, 2024.
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John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
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John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.