John
 John, the Destroyer of Universes | |
| Other name(s) | John I, OG John, Clown Baby (In China) |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | White bicolor dotted with black spots |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | The Don |
| Personality | john |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Lookout (mother) |
| Siblings | Doe (brother) |
| Partner | Unknown |
| Children | None |
| Other | Unknown |
John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. He is seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂).
Appearance
John is a bicolour white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. His most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on his nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.
John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
Behavior
John is typically very nervous, and he frequently pauses while eating to check his surroundings.He can be seen snuggling with his brother Doe but isn't a huge fan of other cats.
Sightings
Many of John's sightings have not been recorded due to his popularity within the English community.
- March 11th, 2024: At 5:13 AM (CST), John was seen munching on kibbles. He would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
- March 13th, 2024: At 9:11 PM (CST), John was spotted eating at the feeder. He would come back at 4:12 AM (CST), to continue his meal.
- March 14th, 2024: At 8:00 PM (CST), John eats out of the feeder.
- March 15th, 2024: At: 7:10 PM (CST), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
- March 16th, 2024: At 5:18 PM (CST), John walked into the feeder.
- At 8:21 AM (CST), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.
- March 18th, 2024: At 2:15 AM (CST), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. He appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
- March 20th, 2024: At 9:30 PM (CST), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
- March 23rd, 2024: At 6:17 PM (CST), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
- March 28th, 2024: At around 3:40 AM (CST), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times but nonetheless finishing his meal and leaving.
(Note: Some cat sightings are not recorded either due to the cat being a common visitor or not having wiki editors online during the time of their appearance).
Gallery
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John's face
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John's side
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John's back
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John and his brother towering over
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John looking like he's gonna kill you. (he is)
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John being silly lil guy (insane in the fucking head)
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John's side profile
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A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl (click to play)
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John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him)
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