Ms. White Guy
 Mr. White Guy stares at you | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Callums[1] |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Black with Very High White Spotting |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Asylum patient, part-time worker at a Walmart near you, member of the Bald Congress |
| Appearance | Mr. White Guy is an almost completely white cat. His only marking is a patch of black fur on the top of his head, which makes him resemble a balding man |
| Eye Color | Brown |
| Personality | Paranoid, peculiar, balding |
| First known sighting | July 21, 2024 |
Mr. White Guy is a regular visitor of the Kitty Corner feeder. He was named after the fact that he closely resembles your average balding Caucasian male.
Behavior
Mr. White Guy is arguably one of the most common visitors of the Kitty Corner feeder, showing up multiple times a day. He isn't seen with other cats much, but when he is he is unbothered by their presence. He does, however, have a habit of looking around, terrified, and jumping even when there is nothing there to scare him. He most often shows up during the tail end of the morning or early in the evening.
Appearance
Mr. White Guy is a shorthair cat with a completely white coat. The only exception to this is his remarkable black patch on his head, which makes him look like he has a receding hairline. He has dark brown eyes, as was discovered when he decided to stare at the camera threateningly one time. His nose, inner ears, and paws are a light pink.
Sightings
July 2024
- July 21, 2024: At 9:21 AM, Mr. White Guy made his first appearance. He nibbled alone for a while before leaving a few minutes later.
- July 26, 2024: Mr. White guy was spotted again with another cat at 8:15 PM (LFT). He was quite chill and unbothered by the other cats presence. He ate at the feeder before making his exit.
- July 29, 2024: Mr. White Guy showed up to the feeder again at 8:54 PM (LFT). He ate before leaving just a few minutes later.
August 2024
- August 4, 2024: At 9:09 AM (LFT), Mr. White Guy popped into the feeder. He ate vigorously. He left around 9:15 PM.
- August 11, 2024: Mr. White Guy was once again spotted at the feeder at 12:50 AM (LFT). There wasn't much left in the feeder, but he munched anyways.
- August 25, 2024: At 8:58 PM (LFT), Mr. White Guy showed his hairline off at the Miwu feeder. He had a staring contest with the front camera before eating some more. He spent plenty of time at the feeder, only leaving around 9:20 PM.
September 2024
- September 1, 2024: At 10:09 AM (LFT), Mr. White Guy appeared at the feeder. He stared at the camera, pleading for food. When it arrived, he ate vigorously. Mr. White Guy left at 10:14 AM.
- September 2, 2024:
- At 9:25 AM (LFT), Mr. White Guy popped up at the feeder to eat. He seemed quite distracted by something to his left, looking in that direction multiple times. Suddenly, without warning, Mr. White Guy sprung up and jumped backwards from the feeder, even though literally nothing was there. After standing there bewildered, he returned to eating.
- At 7:06 PM (LFT), Mr. White Guy was spotted with a tortoiseshell cat, Mr. Hopper, Mr. Judgement, and another orange cat. He poked his little, balding head out from behind the feeder, and booped noses with the tortoiseshell. With such a full feeder, Mr. White Guy wasn't able to get any kibble. He did, however drink some water. After a few minutes, Mr. White Guy showed his face again, and jumped on top of the feeder. At 7:20 PM, Mr. White Guy was finally able to eat.
- September 3, 2024: At 8:46 (LFT), Mr. White Guy appeared at the feeder. He ate ravenously, before leaving at 8:49.
- September 8, 2024: Around 4:50 AM (LFT), Mr. White Guy and Brother Sniffles were involved in a hold up at Miwu feeder, chasing away a cat who was attempting to eat. Once the cat had left, Brother Sniffles smacked Mr. White Guy and he jumped on top of the feeder. Once Brother Sniffles left (without even eating, mind you), Mr. White Guy jumped down and ate at the feeder for a few moments, looking around, paranoid as usual. He left at 4:52 AM (LFT).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
References
- Callums Corner. “MY HEAD DOES NOT LOOK like a SODDING TIC TAC. A FINAL WARNING.” YouTube, 20 July 2016, www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJd2bHwVnLE. Accessed 3 Oct. 2024.[2]
Gallery
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Mr. White Guy showing off his hairline
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Blehhh!
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Shook, perturbed even
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Mr. White Guy gets startled (GIF)
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Mr. White Guy breaks the laws of physics (GIF)
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Mr. White guy fails at eating (GIF)
