Mr. Yap
 Mr. Yap yapping with his tongue out | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
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| Coat | White with small grey and black spots |
| Sex | Presumed Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Public Yapper and 😜, Proffesional Yapper, Opinion-Sharing Goober, MAAAOOW -Mr. Yap, OH MY GOD SHUT UP! |
| Appearance | Small eyes, white with greyish spots. |
| Personality | Loud, extremely talkative |
| First known sighting |
March 14th, 2024 06:34 AM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Ms. Puzzle |
| Children | The Yapsters |
Mr. Yap was discovered from a random camera, and is a member of the feeder 遗弃的天使 (Abandoned Angel). He would not stop meowing and was extremely loud, and the meowing was seemingly pointless. This earned him the name Mr. Yap.
Behaviour
When he was first seen, he was meowing loudly at seemingly nothing around. He was periodically eating kibble. He seems to be very inconsiderate about his surroundings and those around him as his loud meowing would probably scare off other cats. It is unknown whether this behaviour is purposeful to protect the feeder. He is constantly making noise when he eats and is around the feeder. He likes to sit there for some time.
Appearance
He is mostly white, but bears greyish and black spots on his head. His back is pure white apart from two spots, his tail is striped and grey.
Sightings
March 2024
- March 14, 2024: Mr. Yap was first seen at 06:34 AM (LFT), eating kibble and meowing loudly. Very inconsiderate at the time.
- March 15, 2024: Mr. Yap was seen at 10:51 PM (LFT), pondering away while eating kibble.
- March 16, 2024: At 04:01 PM (LFT), Mr. Yap was seen devouring kibble and being very sleepy, sitting at the feeder for some time.
- March 18, 2024: 08:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap was seen practicing the teachings of Brother Calm and then entered the feeder, and started non-stop yapping extremely strange noises while eating the kibble, quite deep grunts and whines. The kibble must have tasted fantastic.
April 2024
- April 02, 2024. At around 06:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap was seen sticking his tongue out as he waited to eat. When the other cat left, he gulped down the kibble with gusto. This gobbling sessions would be cut short as he grew furious at the sight of another cat and ran away.
- April 16, 2025: At 05:49 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap was seen eating at the feeder.
May 2024
- May 02, 2024: At 08:59 AM (LFT) Mr. Yap was spotted eating.
- May 06, 2024: At 05:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap ate for a minute and looked to the right of his bowl, before walking away.
- May 14, 2024: At 07:34 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap was spotted meditating, about 7 minutes later he decided to dine on some fresh snacks making sure to grunt and "hmmm" his way through the meal. He then spent the next few minutes grooming himself in all his nooks and crannies before continuing on with his day.
- May 25th, 2024: At 07:08 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap approached the food bowl, he stood for about 2 minutes and then decided to rest near the food bowl, he rested for 10 minutes, then ate some delicious cat food, making his iconic noises that make him sound likes an old man snoring.
Mr. Yap is often spotted relaxing and grooming himself. - May 27th, 2024: At around 04:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Yap was seen loafing inside the feeder, happily sleeping.
- May 31st, 2024: At around 09:08 AM (LFT) Mr. Yap was found eating some breakfast, all while singing his praises in "hms" for his food, then he licked himself clean and decided to lay down for a quick rest; leaving around 09:24 AM (LFT).
June 2024
- June 02, 2024: Throughout the whole day, Mr. Yap could be seen napping instead of yapping at the feeder most of the time.
- June 03, 2024: At around 2:00 AM (LFT) Mr. Yap was eating in the feeder when from the darkness a fully white cat emerged. Mr. Yap first spent much time taken aback as he tried to decipher which white clone amongst the dozens of white clones this cat was, before he made a spooky realization...it could be a ghost!! Terrified, he fled for his life while the white cat/clone/ghost continued to stand outside the feeder in confusion.
- June 04, 2024: Once again, Mr. Yap laid claim to the feeder for most of the day by sprawling in the feeder to sleep. He was so eepy he didn't even wake up when Mr. A Angel came to check on him multiple times.
- June 05, 2024: Mr. Yap was once again in the feeder for much of the day. He spent his time napping, bathing, and occasionally nomming while yapping. Rumors of Mr. Yap trying to claim squatters rights began to spread.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
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Mr. Yap going crazy attacking the food and mleming.
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Mr. Yap mleming mid feast.
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Mr. Yap feeling eepy, almost following the teachings of Brother Calm. He was snoring during this.
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Mr. Yap staring with judgement.
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Mr. Yap feeling a little silly and sticking out his tongue (he just got away with a double homicide)
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Mr. Yap giving us a glimpse of his ultimate wrath
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Mr. Yap’s back markings
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Mr. Yap bleping while eeping.
